Swine Flu

They prefer H1N1 thank you very much. Don't want to hurt the little piggy's feelings.

Also, playing the game "this little piggy" with your children is now considered taboo.

"Undocumented Flu"

"Undocumented Flu"You could just call it Illegal Alien Flu.

if the symptoms lead you to believe you have ED, than a lack of symptoms for more than 4 hours would be an erection, wouldn't it?


That's why I like you Monk.