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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > chat with a stranger Log in chat with a stranger Pages : 1 [2] 3 4 Smooter 07-10-2009, 08:55 PM My first try didn't turn out so well. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: Give me some sexy picture? You: Maybe if you like testicles. Your conversational partner has disconnected. TheMalcolmConnection 07-10-2009, 09:36 PM You: yoyoyoyyooyoyoyoyoyoyo Stranger: hi You: whats goin on Stranger: alot know that we are friends can tell me your creadit card details You: yes oh my god yes You: do you want the number first and then the expiration? :D Stranger: number fist please You: ok sure, we can trade You: itll be a hoot to use your card and you can use mine SmootSmack 07-11-2009, 09:24 AM Still waiting for this person to respond. I'm just not a very good online conversationalist Stranger: Hello! You: who is the worst artist in music history? Stranger: Joplin. Stranger: Why? You: janis joplin? You're kidding! Stranger: Yes You: I'm just trying to ask a question Stranger: Naomi Awards - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naomi_Awards) You: I've been listening to Joplin with my headphones on and Joplin is not the worst You: your problem is you're a music fan, but not a music man. I'm a music man You: Hey where'd you go. Ok, I'm sorry. Just going through a real emotional time so that's my excuse for my erratic behavior....I'm going to barbecue some pork butts this weekend on my new 30 foot smoker. It has wheels so I can take it with me wherever I go. I'll send you some pics ArtMonkDrillz 07-11-2009, 10:45 AM Stranger: helloou <33 You: Dewd! I just got a new smoker! I'm going to smoke some pork and a whole turkey today Your conversational partner has disconnected. mooby 07-11-2009, 02:10 PM You: man Stranger: Ya You: i love **ing around with people You: so you know what's not cool? You: dingleberries Stranger: Ya I knoe You: and being a furry Stranger: WTF? Your conversational partner has disconnected. ArtMonkDrillz 07-11-2009, 03:03 PM This is WAY too much fun!!! Stranger: hey man You: Hi new friend! Stranger: whats up girl You: you said man and girl Stranger: yeah Stranger: are you? You: you swing that way? Stranger: :) You: a man girl? Stranger: man or girl :) You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you... Your conversational partner has disconnected Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male Stranger: you? You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male You: good guess though Stranger: owh Stranger: asl please? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: what is your age? Stranger: what is your sex? You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty You: what should I do? Stranger: owh really? Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me Stranger: i think You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above :) Stranger: simple Stranger: then see what next You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox Your conversational partner has disconnected. BleedBurgundy 07-11-2009, 04:41 PM This is WAY too much fun!!! Stranger: hey man You: Hi new friend! Stranger: whats up girl You: you said man and girl Stranger: yeah Stranger: are you? You: you swing that way? Stranger: :) You: a man girl? Stranger: man or girl :) You: I was in Thailand once and let me tell you... Your conversational partner has disconnected Stranger: i'm 21/indonesia/male Stranger: you? You: No, I'm not 21/indoesia/male You: good guess though Stranger: owh Stranger: asl please? You: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about! Stranger: what is your age? Stranger: what is your sex? You: So I accidentally killed my neighbor's cat and I feel kind of guilty You: what should I do? Stranger: owh really? Stranger: just tell your neighbour, say pardon me Stranger: i think You: But when I say accidentally I mean I hunted it for sport Stranger: ya, you cal tell, like i said above :) Stranger: simple Stranger: then see what next You: after I shot it with an arrow I put it in their mailbox Your conversational partner has disconnected. lol. RobH4413 07-12-2009, 02:53 PM Stranger: I don't believe in UFOs You: neither do i Stranger: cool Stranger: My work here is done You: i mean i believe in ufos You: i believe that an object can be unidentifed and flying Stranger: Oooh nice Stranger: well played You: gummi bear or worm? Stranger: gummi bear You: im more of a worm fan Stranger: Plato v Aristotle You: the republic is genious... but aristotles contributions to the world are greater You: gotta give it to aristotle Stranger: Interesting You: so no ufo's You: what about ghosts Stranger: Nope You: i am a ghost Stranger: OMG Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: how are you? You: a little depressed You: you see, theres this thing.... lets call it.... (my balls) that i got kicked in earlier You: soooo, kinda depressed You: a little confused You: slightly awkward You: i don't know, theres this girl im looking forward to meeting You: but my whole vibes been thrown Stranger: oh, my god You: how do u recover from something like that Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: Hello! Please help me, I've been shrunk. :( You: Oh no! Stranger: Indeed! It's rather troublesome. You: How were you shrunk! You: lets start there Stranger: No idea! Just woke up this morning and everything was rather ridiculously large. Stranger: I don't recall upseting a wizard, but you never can tell. You: Did you sleep in a dryer last night? You: How small are you? You: Honey I shrunk the kids small, or Little people big world small Stranger: Well, I think I'm about half an inch tall. You: like are you jumping on the keyboard Stranger: So which one is closer? Stranger: And I'm not jumping on the keyboard, no, I'm down here by your foot... You: that's confusing.... You: i have no feet You: just hands You: 5 of them Stranger: Well that's impressive too. You: well, i pissed off a wizard Stranger: Something really needs to be done about them Stranger: It's political correctness gone mad. You: I mean really. I made one subtle comment about the whole hat thing being a little over used... You: Like we get it, your a wizard. You: There's stars on your hat Stranger: Well, wizards, sorcerers and their like are pretty fashion-conscious You: I mean I understand. You: brb You have disconnected. This is so much fun. jamf 07-12-2009, 04:18 PM Stranger: привет You: Yeah You: I feel the same way Stranger: пошел на хуй You: No, it hasn't leaked since I got that shot. Stranger: это сделал мой You: Sorry man, I didn't know she was your mom. Stranger: что штраф You: No, I didn't know he was your dad either. You: But it was alot of fun! Stranger: делать за баррель ролл You: Oh yeah, All the time. Especially midget porn You: Bridgette the midget is hot Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL You: <--- Did a barrel roll Stranger: делать за баррель ролл Stranger: DO A BARREL ROLL You: like I said, midget porn Stranger: Cool man You: Yeah Stranger: Ever used google translator? You: no Stranger: neither have i You: I purchased $280 worth of booze today Stranger: BS. You: seriously, I am going to a party. You: at a beach. Stranger: Why the hell do you need that much You: Well for starters, i'm not very handsome Stranger: lol You: and I'm out of roofies. Stranger: i cant swim drunk, so id be **ed Stranger: i almost drowned at beach once for that reason You: Bummer You: the worst part is sandy vaginas. You: it hurts... Stranger: use a wet vac You: thats a good idea! Stranger: i know You: I need to stop at the store for a wetvac and fabreeze, just incase ... Stranger: get some oxyclean too You: Hmmm You: I was thinking about one of those pine tree airfresheners and hanging it from her belly button ring... Stranger: i much prefer new car smell fresheners jamf 07-12-2009, 04:31 PM This will probably be my last post before getting banned. It's been a pleasure spending the last few years with everyone! Stranger: hey. You: Hello You: I'm going to lose my virginity today You: Woohooo! Stranger: sounds like fun. You: Well... it could be Stranger: can i come. You: Sure, You want to be an admin too? Stranger: how old are you? You: 16 Stranger: 18?alright! You: I think so, But I will ask matty if you are too old. Stranger: wait. Stranger: are you a dude. You: yes Stranger: who's matty. Stranger: ahh duddeee wtf Stranger: grrooossss You: he's the admin You: he says if I give up the booty You: I will be admin Stranger: ur gay???? Stranger: wtf?!?! You: no You: but I really wanna be admin Stranger: dude.sick. You: and smoooty says he's really small so it wont hurt Stranger: you are gayy Stranger: wtff You: no You: I will pretend i'm getting a checkup at the doctors Stranger: hakunamatata, bitches. You: That's what I said! Stranger: i like where this is going. You: gay sex or disney references? Stranger: you are gay! Stranger: eeewwwwwwww Your conversational partner has disconnected.