This Just Turns My Stomach Evertime I Hear One

Thats funny and I have never heard my wife pass gas.

In the six years of my marriage, I've only heard it twice -- no lie.

I don't know how women do it.

In the six years of my marriage, I've only heard it twice -- no lie.

I don't know how women do it.

It's probably why they are always miserable. Holding in that gas ain't healthy! :)

It's probably why they are always miserable. Holding in that gas ain't healthy! :)


Seriously!

In the six years of my marriage, I've only heard it twice -- no lie.

I don't know how women do it.

Tell your wife to do more yoga, I've heard it like four times in less than a year of marriage. And it's always when she's doing some yoga stretches

I've heard women don't fart or burp so they must bitch so they won't blow up.