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gibbsisgod
08-25-2009, 07:42 AM
My boss really likes the word "we". Im not sure he knows the meaning though.

CRedskinsRule
08-25-2009, 07:50 AM
How is it that while i'm at work, Im ready to fall asleep at any minute but when I get home and get ready for bed it takes an hour to fall asleep?

:rofl: this is absolutely true!

gibbsisgod
08-25-2009, 08:15 AM
Why do my parents give my children EVERYTHING they want when we visit them? I'm talking cookies, chocolate milk, candies. You know, all the stuff I was never able to have when I was a child. I keep telling my kids these are not the same people I grew up with.

Monkeydad
08-25-2009, 12:33 PM
Why in the hell do McDonalds employees bother to ask me If I want any sauce for my nuggets? You dipshits never remember to put it in the bag anyway.

You expect service with that 99-cent meal?

redskinjim
08-25-2009, 02:06 PM
wives that spend all my money all my money at the casino and then charge 30grand on credit cards then call me the asshole for complaining about it!THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK.stay single alone is soooo much better than broke and destitute

CRedskinsRule
08-25-2009, 02:08 PM
wives that spend all my money all my money at the casino and then charge 30grand on credit cards then call me the asshole for complaining about it!THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK.stay single alone is soooo much better than broke and destitute

Maybe if you stuck with just one?

Slingin Sammy 33
08-25-2009, 02:33 PM
wives that spend all my money all my money at the casino and then charge 30grand on credit cards then call me the asshole for complaining about it!THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO ME LAST WEEK.stay single alone is soooo much better than broke and destituteAs Stan Marsh says, "Holy crap Dude!"

mredskins
08-25-2009, 03:02 PM
^ Now I feel bad for getting mad at my wife for buying a $40 humidefer for the bedroom. $30k good lord!

RobH4413
08-25-2009, 03:43 PM
yeah good luck w/ that one.

in hindsight, maybe the joint bank account was a bad call.

tryfuhl
08-25-2009, 05:23 PM
How is it that while i'm at work, Im ready to fall asleep at any minute but when I get home and get ready for bed it takes an hour to fall asleep?
hahahaha, i fell asleep going number 2 today, but can't catch a nap now to save my life, will be up late too probably

anyways, read the first list, good stuff

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