3 wishes

I would want to know who's giving me the wishes first. Nothing is for free.

(1) I'm poor for a reason. If you gave me money I'd probably blow it, no matter how much you gave me. My body wouldn't be able to take 24 / 7 Pabst Blue Ribbons, Northern Lights, and Philly Cheese Steak.

(2) I'm mortal for a reason. If I had the power of a God I'd probably try to act like one. Nero wouldn't have anything on me.

(3) The world is the way it is for a reason. No matter what my good intentions, by me interfering in the affairs of others (with nature) I'd probably make things worst than what they were.

I would like to know how the Pyramids were actually built and how they moved all of those megalithic stones in South America. I want to know the secrets of Coral Castle.

1. Good health.
2. Happiness.
3. 10 Redskins SB wins.

Pretty simple:

Health
Wealth
Happiness (I like TMC's idea of all my friends/family staying young and healthy forever. That would make me pretty darn happy)

Living forever? That doesn't sound appealing at all. After you've seen it all and done it all what is left? Infinite boredom and unhappiness...no my friends, death is good!

1) ALL THE SUPERPOWERS IN THE UNIVERSE

2) 20 TRILLION DOLLARS

3) IMMORTALITY (Although all the superpowers in the universe would cover this)

Living forever? That doesn't sound appealing at all. After you've seen it all and done it all what is left? Infinite boredom and unhappiness...no my friends, death is good!

if you lived forever, you might have enough time to actually beat world of warcraft. how awesome would that be?








okay, not very.

Silence

My own kingdom

Immortality

I know that I would have a strong sense of buyer's remorse, or something similar, if I was to choose only three wishes. I'd probably be pissed at not thinking of something better when I got my 3 wishes. Anyway, here's what I'd want (for the time being at least).

1) To be phenomenally good at everything thing I try. Basically I'd want to be like Neo in The Matrix where I could just automatically download information into my brain so that I'm great at whatever it is I want to do. If I want to cook a great meal I could, if I wanted to go head-to-head on the court with Lebron James I could, if I wanted to win the World Series of Poker I would. More importantly, if I wanted to talk Megan Fox into accompanying me and Marissa Miller to a private island in the Caribbean I could. You get the idea. Using this ability I'd probably be able to make all the money I need using my sweet skills (computer hacking, bo-staff wielding, etc).

2) I'd want my whole family, all my friends, and the people I care about to live long and happy lives. I wouldn't necessarily want us all to live forever but I'd want everyone to feel like they lived complete and fulfilling lives and then pass on painlessly when they're ready.

3) Shit, might as well be able to fly.

1. Chris Cooley's job

2. Chris Cooley's wife

3. Chris Cooley as my life coach

1. Season Ticket Prices drop back to an affordable amount.

2. Redskins blow out the Cowboys in the NFC Championship game, AGAIN. And then go to the superbowl and beat the Patriots 88-0. The Redskins then go back to the Superbowl the next year, playing the Patriots again, and then continue to run up the score on the Patriots, AGAIN!

3. A comped Kingpin suite in the Palms Casino in Vegas. So I can celebrate the Redskins Superbowl Victories in style!

You'd want them to make it that far?