Drunk Thread


MTK
03-25-2011, 08:42 AM
Slash.

Alvin Walton
03-25-2011, 09:31 AM
How do you piss yourself?
I thought only really old men did that.

MTK
03-25-2011, 09:39 AM
I knew this guy in college who would piss himself anytime he got really hammered. You always had to be careful that he didn't pass out on your couch or you were asking for trouble.

Alvin Walton
03-25-2011, 09:57 AM
I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.

mlmdub130
04-09-2011, 12:14 AM
I've puked in some odd places but was never passed out bad enough to piss on myself.

u don't piss on yourself you piss on other things, usually in/on a closet, hamper, door, sofa, just to name a few. if you haven't pissed yourself drunk you haven't lived in my book

WilbursHomie
04-09-2011, 03:54 AM
We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

tryfuhl
04-09-2011, 06:38 AM
I've peed on so many things drunk. My best was a wild owl.

Chico23231
04-09-2011, 09:04 AM
We used to call pissing ourself while drunk being a member of the Champions Club in college. So in honor of that I have decent pee stories.

Once I was so hammered that while still asleep I opened the window to my second story room in college and pee'd out it. Everyone in the back yard thought it was hilarious watching me pee out a window while sleep walking. That is until the air conditioning unit located directly below my window kicked on and rained urine down on everyone with in 25 feet. Prob my proudest moment.

ha nice...r kelly style

GMScud
04-09-2011, 12:31 PM
When I was in college, this one apartment I lived in had the bathroom door and closet door side by side. I was so hammered in the middle of the night one time, I walked in the closet, peed all over all of my shoes, and went back to sleep. I woke in the morning and went to put on a pair of flip flops to go grab breakfast... slosh slosh. And I was so hungover that the smell/feeling of putting my feet in a pile of piss made me throw up. Pretty awesome.

hooskins
04-09-2011, 03:19 PM
i knew person that use to get really drunk, takes off all his clothes, puts them in a pile and pisses on them.

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