Bachelor Party Ideas

I never said I have to crap at home, just said I strongly prefer the home field advantage. :)
LOL! OK!

You are my birthday buddy so I will throw you some slack.

There was a place in Baltimore I went to years ago (I was like 18 or 19 and had a good fake ID) that was fully nude and BYOB. And the women were UNREAL. The night I was there some chick that had been a Playmate of the Month was dancing. I wasn't even 20 years old, I had my own 12 pack of Milwaukee's Best... man I was in heaven. Pretty sure the place was called "Night Shift."


NIGHT SHIFT!!! Oh, the first time i fell in love.

I remember mlmdub got a perfectly brand new hat ruined there when a stripper "used it" on herself. That place was so awesome.

Damn that cut off flannel is pretty sweet, next time we do a Outdoorsman Challenge we are going to have to dress up. Maybe give the option of a bonus beer to the most ridiculously dressed outdoorsman?

Damn that cut off flannel is pretty sweet, next time we do a Outdoorsman Challenge we are going to have to dress up. Maybe give the option of a bonus beer to the most ridiculously dressed outdoorsman?It actually started the day off with sleeves, but they we gradually ripped off throughout the day. By the time this picture was taken it was cold out so I had to put a shirt on under it.

We had 10 events, all of which were done after about a 2 mile hike through the woods (no trail).
1) 2 beer chug for time
2) Hatchet throw (I don't think I've ever been so good at anything as I was at this)
3) T-Hold: Hold a soft cooler with 18 beers in each hand straight out while you chug a beer that someone is holding for you. Whoever can hold it the longest wins.
4) Caber toss (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Caber_toss) Our "caber" was a 10 foot log
5) Long drive - chug a beer, crush the can, and John Daly it.
6) Boulder Toss - the "boulder" probably weighed about 20lbs.
7) The Rally - a timed run through a heavily wooded dry creek bed. Chug a beer half way through.
8) Blind Mans Beer - your blindfolded in a 10' circle and you need to find and finish two beers. Best time wins
9) Log Pull - heave a log up a hill with a long rope, then pick it up and run it back to the bottom.
10) Das Boot.

I can't wait to do it again next year.

Wait, you used to go for lunch?? That place served food?? Gross. A herpes sandwich with a side of genital warts, hold the pus? LOL.

I can't imagine the women working the day shift were much to look at.

Nothing like the food at a strip club and why do they always run a special on hot dogs?

I have to plan my best friend's bachelor party in January. Any good ideas (beyond the standard bachelor party live entertainment excursions) a bachelor party in DC in the dead of winter?
I had my bachelor party in DC, and I had a pretty damn good time. My best man planned a pretty awesome trek, started on a party bus complete with keg and booze.

Since we started in Germantown, we had a good 45-60 minute ride to the first bar, so you get several in you before you even start. First stop was Island Jim's Tiki Bar over by Catholic University. Considering I had on a hawaiian shirt and a ship captain's hat that was too small, this was the perfect place to start. Then we headed over to Buffalo Billiards for cigars and beer. Next stop was to be The Reef in Adams Morgan, but the line was already down the street, so we went to the Angry Inch instead, where I got to pee out the 2nd story back door. Last stop was Nexus Gold Club before heading back to Germantown. To be honest, I don't remember much of the strip club since we got there at 1am and had been drinking since 5:30pm. We got back to Germantown at 3am, and I slept until Noon the next day.

Other ideas: Dinner at Morton's or Charlie Palmer's, a Caps/Zards game followed by a crawl in and around Chinatown (one of my favorite bars down there is Irish Channel) or a stop at ESPNZone might not be too bad. A crawl in Adams Morgan (make sure to end the night with a slice of pizza) or Georgetown/Foggy Bottom.

I had to plan a bachelor party without strippers this summer, it was actually a lot more difficult than I thought it would be, it's important to cater to your audience. The group of us went out and did some paintball in the morning, we had 3 places setup for showers, rested for about an hour, met up for dinner at Texas De Brazil in Fair Oaks (awesome meat fest...) then went back and had a bit of a house party, played poker, etc.

However, sounds like you're looking more for a day out on the town. The atlas district in DC is fun. A lot of fun. I haven't been there but the H street country club is supposed to be great. Not the cheapest place in town, but where else have you seen the combination of an inside mini golf course and bar? Sticky Rice is nearby which is a great time, especially if you want sushi and/or a bucket of tater tots. At the end of the night, maybe a little Ben's Chili Bowl to soak up the sin.

I had to plan a bachelor party without strippers this summer, it was actually a lot more difficult than I thought it would be, it's important to cater to your audience. The group of us went out and did some paintball in the morning, we had 3 places setup for showers, rested for about an hour, met up for dinner at Texas De Brazil in Fair Oaks (awesome meat fest...) then went back and had a bit of a house party, played poker, etc.

However, sounds like you're looking more for a day out on the town. The atlas district in DC is fun. A lot of fun. I haven't been there but the H street country club is supposed to be great. Not the cheapest place in town, but where else have you seen the combination of an inside mini golf course and bar? Sticky Rice is nearby which is a great time, especially if you want sushi and/or a bucket of tater tots. At the end of the night, maybe a little Ben's Chili Bowl to soak up the sin.

I don't want to live in a world where this is.....POSSIBLE!!!

HOWEVER, you could plan a golf outing? With some....drinks.
Yes I think that could be done? A Golf Outing....with hookers, strippers and booze and the occasional dwarf.........

I had to plan a bachelor party without strippers this summer, it was actually a lot more difficult than I thought it would be, it's important to cater to your audience. The group of us went out and did some paintball in the morning, we had 3 places setup for showers, rested for about an hour, met up for dinner at Texas De Brazil in Fair Oaks (awesome meat fest...) then went back and had a bit of a house party, played poker, etc.

However, sounds like you're looking more for a day out on the town. The atlas district in DC is fun. A lot of fun. I haven't been there but the H street country club is supposed to be great. Not the cheapest place in town, but where else have you seen the combination of an inside mini golf course and bar? Sticky Rice is nearby which is a great time, especially if you want sushi and/or a bucket of tater tots. At the end of the night, maybe a little Ben's Chili Bowl to soak up the sin.

So I'm guessing his soon to be wife would not allow strippers? Are they still married and how hen peck is he. If its a family member sorry.

A buddy of mine got married not too long ago. We had his bachelor party in DC, but his wife-to-be said absolutely no strip clubs. Did the Adams Morgan thing, got to be around 1am...and promptly took him to Good Guys (The bouncer at Camelot wouldn't let us in because the groom and best man looked too drunk...I'm thinking they had issues already that evening because both were fine and neither slurred their speech or had a tough time standing upright). Needless to say, she wasn't too happy with us, but she still married him anyways.