Tiger Asks for Mulligan; Promises to Keep Driver in Bag

I'll defer to you on this one

How about Tiger Woods is a man-whore

Or

Tiger Woods loves him some skanks

How about "After the rough: Tiger vows to put putter away"

Now I hear TW has ties to a Canadian doctor who is under investigation for HGH. Not sure why he would go to Canada for treatment when we have the best here at home other then to get HGH. Tiger Woods' doctor Tony Galea linked to banned doping drugs HGH and Actovegin (http://www.nydailynews.com/sports/more_sports/2009/12/14/2009-12-14_tigers_doc_linked_to_hgh.html)

How about Tiger Woods is a man-whore

Or

Tiger Woods loves him some skanks

Ambien sex with prostitutes rules!!

Ambien sex with prostitutes rules!!

do people seriously do that? i heard it about tiger and it was in that movie role models, why not just have a bottle of bourbun, always turns out good for me

Ah it's Christmas time:


Tiger Woods Holiday Poem



Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.

He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."

She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

If I was a guy with millions of dollars, talented at a sport (to say the least) with kids and a model for a wife, I would be thanking my lucky stars and NOT going behind her back.

Sometimes guys just don't know how good they have it.

Hope the guy will be okay though...
more like she was thanking her lucky stars to be with the guy

Wow, I think staying together for the kids is almost always a mistake

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren to stay with him for the kids: report (http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2009/12/10/2009-12-10_tiger_woods_wife_elin_nordegren_to_stay_for_the _kids_report.html)
well when you consider the opposite it's not so bad

plus maybe they can reconnect

Shouldn't Mulligan in the title have an "S".

well when you consider the opposite it's not so bad

plus maybe they can reconnect


Plus they can stay together without staying together. They can pretty much live apart and when he is on tour how much does he really see her.