I've made the decision to find religion....Now What??

Don't forget the mind control. And the voting bloc power. And the need for control over all aspects of a society...
I guess your talking about the conservative right and Pat Robertson type.

I guess your talking about the conservative right and Pat Robertson type.

I guess you're talking about baseless stereotypes.

Seriously, politics do not belong in this thread.

If you're in the Richmond area and looking for a church, I recommend Hyles Baptist Church.

HYLES BAPTIST CHURCH (http://www.hylesbaptistchurch.com/)

Preacher Ron shared a story with us about one of his street preaching missions downtown. He was approached by a crazy bum that he thought might do him or the candy-man harm. The Lord was with him that day because he had his favorite pistol on him. If the bum hadn't backed off he would've, "shot him in the knee for Jesus".

Now I'm not a Christian, but if I was, this would be my kind of preacherman. For those of you see things, differently, this is your kind of church.

Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. Religion is the smile on a dog
are you what you are or what?

I guess your talking about the conservative right and Pat Robertson type.

Nope. All religion. The practice of knowing the unknowable and using it to exert control over the masses has not been monopolized by any one faction. I can find good in most faiths, but I can find a hell of a lot more bad in the practiced religions and their leaders.

I'd leave religion alone. My ex-girlfriend found Jesus. Now she'll not sleep with me anymore. If I ever see that ole Gebus, I'm going to have a word or two with him.

She didn't stop sleeping with you cause of Jesus, she stop sleeping with you cause she getting it better somewhere else! Chew on that sissy.

She didn't stop sleeping with you cause of Jesus, she stop sleeping with you cause she getting it better somewhere else! Chew on that sissy.
Hey Busters going to come along and say this does not belong in this thread.

She didn't stop sleeping with you cause of Jesus, she stop sleeping with you cause she getting it better somewhere else! Chew on that sissy.

I doubt that, but it could be. Where have you been Sissy? Were you getting your nails done?

If you're in the Richmond area and looking for a church, I recommend Hyles Baptist Church.

HYLES BAPTIST CHURCH (http://www.hylesbaptistchurch.com/)

Preacher Ron shared a story with us about one of his street preaching missions downtown. He was approached by a crazy bum that he thought might do him or the candy-man harm. The Lord was with him that day because he had his favorite pistol on him. If the bum hadn't backed off he would've, "shot him in the knee for Jesus".

Now I'm not a Christian, but if I was, this would be my kind of preacherman. For those of you see things, differently, this is your kind of church.

preachers that gloat on things like this and try to turn them into comedy aren't really my type

preachers that gloat on things like this and try to turn them into comedy aren't really my type

He wasn't joking.