Fear the blobfish

Blobfish: Asian carp may make headlines, but fear the blobfish - latimes.com (http://www.latimes.com/ct-met-kass-0217-20100217,0,7154335.column)

Great, I just crapped myself in terror. Thanks.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-02/52271615.jpg

I know I've seen this guy somewhere else! Ziggy??

http://www.chicagotribune.com/media/photo/2010-02/52271615.jpg

I know I've seen this guy somewhere else! Ziggy??

I read about in Pravda.

It looks delicious :vomit:

i used to fish lake dixon in san diego county a whole bunch. it holds the world record for largest bass caught. ive seen some HUGE fish and other just down right weird creatures in there. just the most dynamic nature area ive ever fished. its in the desert, crystal clear water and if you know how to fish em your gonna catch alot.

videos of a huge fish actually eating a duck (ive seen attacks in person but the ducks got away); then another attack but i cant make out what it is, looked freakin huge.

in lake dixon people would fish with lures the size of a baby or tennis shoe, no joke.

YouTube - Fish Eats Duckling (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E9kgauLeXSE)

YouTube - Large mysterious fish eats a duck! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jp9BSW38bXg&feature=related)

Picture them, if you will, floating hungrily, their tiny fins keeping them stable until they strike. With all their boneless goo and slime and passive/aggressive floating, blobfish feeding behavior is remarkably similar to that of a subspecies of far more advanced creatures:

American politicians.

hahahahaha

Kass is an ass.

Maryland Snakehead Fish is more impressive.

Here's another picture of a blobfish...

http://brassblogs.com/wp-content/files/2009/11/Ziggy.jpg