Happy 70th Chuck Norris

How did we go all day and not mention that THE Chuck Norris turned 70 (in human years) today?!?!?! We've all sinned and we better pray that Chuck Norris doesn't karatechop us to death whilst we sleep.

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Oh, and Chuck Norris's beard is 112 today.

Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.

The second I realized I had missed his birthday I roundhouse-kicked MYSELF.

The legendary Chuck Norris beard...

YouTube - Family Guy Chuck Norris fist under his beard (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOv2uWEPrtc)

Just in case no one has done this before

1. Go to the Google home page.
2. Type "Find Chuck Norris"
3. Hit the "I'm feeling lucky" button.

Check out the result.

BTW, the Chuck Norris legendary stories crack me the hell up. They never get old. I laugh everytime I hear them.I keep this book next to the crapper. Greatest toilet reading material ever.
Chuck Norris vs. Mr. T, Ian Spector, Book - Barnes & Noble (http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Chuck-Norris-vs-Mr-T/Ian-Spector/e/9781592404650)

How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.

How the hell is Chuck F'ing Norris 70 years old? That just sounds wrong.His birth caused WWII
Chuck Norris - Biography (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0001569/bio)

So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.

So what is this fetish for Norris all about? I missed that? Yeah Chuck's a bad MOFO . . . and? So is a brick when I throw it. Chuck, if you're reading this, Happy Birthday.

Good one.