Too FAT for Hooters?

I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.

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I must be missing something because I don't think that the Hooters in Rockville is lacking talent. I was in Myrtle Beack last month and didn't see any difference in talent. Unless a southern accent makes a woman more attractive.
Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours.

Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours.

Makes sense.

Naturally, there are exceptions to every rule. Last time I was in the Rockville Hooters was 2 or 3 years ago, and the talent wasn't bad, but it wasn't great either (pretty much where I got the 3 out of 10 rule from). It also depends on when you hit such places too, as you have to figure each store will have an "A" squad that'll work peak hours.


Store Manager: "Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."

Kim: frown


Actually I was just thinking and the best Hooters I have ever gone too is Chinatown Hooters next to the Verizon Center, every girl in there was a lot of fun. It was really laid back and tons of fun.

Store Manager: "Yeah Kim got you on Tuesday afternoon 2 -5 and here is your free gym membership."

Kim: frown


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I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...

I'll chime in on this one...the closest hooters around here had some YOUNG girls that were working there...it would blow me away if any of them were 18...they do seem to have two squads. You'd assume the youngest looking ones would be the A squad, and the older, less perfect one would be the "b" squad.

That lady, while looking a bit old, still looks good and i could see her pushing somebody on the A squad if she wore a different bra...


I think you are confusing your Raisins as a Hooters, double check next time you go.

You have to take Hooters at face value. They march scantily clad women in front of redblooded men in order to make a buck. The food is average at best, and a good buffalo wing will beat the crap out of breaded mess they serve at Hooters any day, but to each their own. We used to hit the Rockville Hooters for UFC fights when I lived in Mont. Village. They moved into the old Copeland's space across the street and it actually is a much nicer restaurant now.

There is some sort of imaginary line that separates the "good" Hooters from the "eh" Hooters. I haven't done enough research to back up my theory, but I figure around the VA/NC border is the line. Anything above that line, and you're hoping that 3 out of 10 waitresses at a Hooters is worth ogling. Below that line, and your odds go up exponentially. Exceptions to the rule of course (Ocean City Hooters during the summer for instance has a good amount of hotties), but you haven't truly had the Hooters experience until you get whiplash from having to look here and there.

Woah...Woah...Woah...Wait a minute! Copeland's is gone?