Angry's Which 10 Warpathers Would You Party With And Why?

All mods would definitely be invited.

53Fan - so we could share bro hugs
JoeRedskin - we'd make a fine conversational team
CRedskinsrule - a fine chap to hang with, plus I could instigate a battle between him and JoeRedskin
Saden - so that I would not be politically alone
GMScud - we could hang in the Amsterdam corner
SlingingSammy33 - I'd enjoy hearing his football wisdom before he killed me when the talk turned to politics
Dirtbag - he'd be an enjoyable clown
DynamiteRave - she seems cool and it can't be a total sausage fest
hooskins - gotta love a wahoo
Redskin Jim - we happily could talk gardening

MattyK - A party needs at least one jolly guy and I suspect he knows a thing or two about drinking.
Schneed10 - If a fight breaks out you can count on him to have your back and break a bottle on someone's head.
12thMan - For backup and because he'd make a good designated driver (we wouldn't want Schneed10 driving).
Slinging Sammy 33 - He'd make a good host, plus he'll probably have free pizzas and drinks flowing.
JoeRedskins - For stimulating arguments on God and religion.
CRedskinsRule - He going to tell us about recent interesting stories and reports on the internet.
GMScud - To provide Obama hateration...no one does it better these days.
firstdown - He has a boat and because sometimes you need unpredictable and unreserved people at a party.
dmek25 - Because he's a union guy and we need the prospective of a union guy.
Angry - Every party needs a moderator.

...and my +1 is 70Chip. I don't know why but I would guess he would make a funny drunk.

I don't know if I wanna come if I've got to moderate this group.

Sounds like yet another thread! Everyone is invited to your Warpath party, but you have to turn away 10 active members. Who gets bounced and why? That should be fun :)

Sirclintonportis- fatal bert? Regardless I don't like him
sandtrapjack- cowboys fan
coggs- giants fan
giantone- giants fan
gusfrerotte- does he watch the same games that I do?
70chip- There are 3 things you don't talk about at a party (he would bring up all 3)
jsarno- used to think he was ok but he's shady.
Hessy-because she never PM'd me back after I formally appologized for bashing her.
Leader in Sports- He is only here when he wants something.
DBOYZ- Becasue I could care less about the Dons effin picks!

Well there you go. Tryfuhl and JoeRedskin it is.

Room for two more, since SGG and TMC are also mods

I am shocked no one has invited TTE, are they afraid he is too far away in Varina and won't make the trip.

I am shocked no one has invited TTE, are they afraid he is too far away in Varina and won't make the trip.

I invited everyone so that even puts you & TTE on my list.

I invited everyone so that even puts you & TTE on my list.


you are on my list as well! hope you can make it!

Funny thing is I could probably show up to one of these parties and 99% of you would never figure out that I'm firstdown. That is until someone wants to play scrabble or what ever that game is called.

Now that's funny right there...I don't care who you are.

Looks like Matty's chosen not to invite anyone...that's The Ego for you.

Angry - Not because I like you, but because you invited me first. So what the hell. Besides, you always seem so angry.
Firstdown - No brainer.
DRave - Because that's my homie and she lives somewhere close, not sure where though.
GMScud - He'd bring the wine, but I'd have to listen to him whine about Obama all night.
Saden1 - To keep GMScud in check about Obama.
Robbh - Funny story. I believe it was two years ago and I was supposed to meet up with Rob for a preseason game or something (can't remember, seems like it was around the time when Sean Taylor passed). So me and this chick got hammered and started texting Rob. I really don't remember why or what happened, but somehow a movie was involved. Rob could weigh in, I guess.
Dmek25 - He just seems like a real chill dude with a lot of funny stories about life.
Denim_Monger - Actually, I would invite him to my place, but give him the wrong address to somewhere in Barry Farms because I think he’s a real douche. Those that live in the area know why I’d send him to the Farms.
Redskin Girl - She sounded kinda hot

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Drum roll please! And the final invite goes to none other than Hessy.
Like, who does that bitch think she is not wanting to hang out with 12th? I'd love to tell her off, but Schneed has already mastered that area.

all i remember is that shit got weird....