Look What I'm Getting For Christmas

Is it a universal remote? can it control multiple "devices"? Inquiring minds want to know.

There should be a + and a ++ button for that

HAHA. I also see a "Say No" button there... Is that for us or for her? If for her, you can go ahead and trash that one too unless you're asking questions like, "Should I stop doing that?"

HAHA. I also see a "Say No" button there... Is that for us or for her? If for her, you can go ahead and trash that one too unless you're asking questions like, "Should I stop doing that?"


If your wife has control of this remote you automatically lose your man card! She is to never touch it!

If your wife has control of this remote you automatically lose your man card! She is to never touch it!


I can see his wife pressing the boobs plus button...I don't want to imagine what may follows after it's pressed.

I hate it when women are winging all the time.

YES! Winging is a problem.

HAHA. I also see a "Say No" button there... Is that for us or for her? If for her, you can go ahead and trash that one too unless you're asking questions like, "Should I stop doing that?"

The no button is very important and goes something like this.

Me: Honey should I take out the trash for you.
Wife: No
Me: Honey do you need me to cut grass.
Wife: No

Honey do you mind if our neighbor comes over to have fun with us tonight:
Wife:No

Why does it have a minus button for the boobs?

Maybe its for the # of women you want around at the moment.