Dirtbag Pours His Heart Out

And here he is out for a walk with his mobile device (http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_rc_3TrmUKN8/S_quVDEo9_I/AAAAAAAAAL4/y2VZHHYTIC4/s1600/computer-geek_48.jpg)

$20 says JP wrote that letter.

http://www.celebritywonder.com/mp/2006_Grandma%27s_Boy/2006_grandma_boy_wallpaper_001.jpg

I suddenly have the strange urge to look at 200,000 free celebrity pictures.

$20 says JP wrote that letter.



This dude works at my office, not the actor, the character.

This dude works at my office, not the actor, the character.


I am sorry.

1 vote for fcking genius!

I have never heard someone vie for more video game playing time in such a sophisticated fashion.

It takes skills to pick up a woman but it takes even more to lay out an ultimatium like this.

Even if this guy is retarded and is in the process of dumping the hottest chick on the planet I am impressed. If she is a dog this is even more impressive; I would have never thought to essentially push a woman I didn't like away like this.

I just reread it. It's brilliant.

I can't stop laughing.