Went To The Doctors Today

and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.

We'll pray for a speedy recovery.

you know when u are getting old

thats great

and I spilled my urine sample all over the bathroom.


Age: 47

Were you pissed?

Did you slip and fall into a puddle of your own urine?

Is there some inside ironic joke I am just not getting?

If not, why would we be interested in your pee? I mean, I have more than a few disgusting stories about spilling, splashing and exploding excreeta but don't think anyone here is all that interested in them.

Gee whiz, FD.

Age: 47


I didn't piss in my pants. The funny part was the bathroom has a little door that opens to put the urine in and the nurse on the other side has a door so they can get the sample. I'm knocking on their little door so I can get another cup while I'm holding my piss. So I'm looking through this 1'x1' door trying to explain to the nurse why I need another cup while I'm trying to not pee any more and she keeps asking me all these questions. Finally I said let me finish in here and then I'll explain what happened.