Official "Where the f**k have you been?" thread.

Well this is our second (and last) so we've already been through everything.

However, this is a daughter, so I need to go gun shopping before she starts dating.


I forgot a few things that happened while you were gone.


We loved the Haynesworth pickup and hated the D-Hall signing.
McNabb was a steal of a deal...in our favor.
Shanahan's firing was called for several times.
Hunter Smith's departure broke hearts.

Hmmmmm...........Redskin Rat......
Is that the chef formerly known as......SBF?

I'd love if the vulgar BBQ Pirate came back...he was entertaining.

I'd love if the vulgar BBQ Pirate came back...he was entertaining.
I used to read some of his posts and think............MAN, this CANNOT be for real??

Hmmmmm...........Redskin Rat......
Is that the chef formerly known as......SBF?

Not as far as I'm aware, no. :nono:

JUUUUST checking.......

We've had plenty of threads about road rage and vasectomies because the WP is having a ton of babies (myself included in 2 weeks actually).

We had someone rent a billboard on a public bus saying "Sell the Team, Danny" and an Uncle Sam impersonator in Redskins colors stop in to get Facebook votes in a fan contest.

You didn't miss much, mainly the usual "the sky is falling" type rants and raves on game days and the same crazy offseason trade scenarios that were going on back when you were here.

Also, firstdown has become our court jester. His spelling is so bad that it entertains us and lately I think his "doctor" visits have been chemically affecting him because the threads he's been starting are really out there.

Welcome back!

Don't forget, people are getting upset that the Redskins are giving big money to guys who are either career backups or just haven't proven themselves yet. They'd rather we spend it on guys above 30 with proven track records of success, like it used to be in the past. And we're doomed, DOOMED I TELL YA! with John Beck at quarterback.

heya, i did two tours and have been abscent quite a while, but i'm now about 10 days unemployed and loving it, though i should start the job hunt at some point :P

what's nasa got you doing? computer work?

I got married, promoted to manager and graduated from college, so yeah you didnt miss anything.

They said that username changes aren't allowed, but I see Mattyk72 dropped the "72" from his name and Dirtbag359 dropped a "3" from his name.