Smoot Lays the Smack Down (Redskins vs. Panthers)

TAFKATAFKAS (see what I did there?) is the second in command around here? No wonder it is so damned f'd up.

lol @ TAFKATAFKAS

You never heard of The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack? Once upon a time, Fred Smoot left our humble little town to go have a boat party in Minnesota, and while he was gone, our humble second in command changed his name to reflect that.

oh word

TAFKATAFKAS (see what I did there?) is the second in command around here? No wonder it is so damned f'd up.

I'm not the second in command. I'm not even second in command in my two person household.

JoeCrisp is 2?

You never heard of The Artist Formerly Known As Smootsmack? Once upon a time, Fred Smoot left our humble little town to go have a boat party in Minnesota, and while he was gone, our humble second in command changed his name to reflect that.
Houseboat Smack?? That's just.......stupid

JoeCrisp is 2?

SBF is. He's in an undisclosed cyberlocation ready to emerge when needed. We "banned" him to avoid the possibility of he and Matty posting in the same thread. Then suddenly the server goes down, they're both stuck there, it's anarchy!

You know that could lead to some off season entertainment never seen before....reunion tour SBF...Wewhite, etc.
Who knows maybe a "Roast" series........
All the real members don't need to be present like maybe just.....one living member, like Grateful Dead.
Hmmm.....the..WP Experience....I like it

I'm not the second in command. I'm not even second in command in my two person household.

Welcome to the club.
:(

SBF is.

Of course! It all makes sense now. The madness, the insistence of ranking us based on how good we can make barbecue, how could I not see it before? You're just the front. Brilliant!