Own a Piece of Paper Implying Stock That Has No True Value Yet Ceremoniously Says You Own a Piece of the Packers. Or Don't. What Do I Care.

I demand rights! I want 2% of all monthly revenue! Market fluctuations = unacceptable! And I want a seat at the voters table so my voice will be heard on the important issues, like moderator salary (time to cut your salary to increase profit!).

I'm willing to cut my salary from zero to zero. :)

I'm willing to cut my salary from zero to zero. :)

That's more like it! And how about increasing brand awareness! I'm talking Warpath spatulas, beer coozies, Warpath Presents: OTM "Stories for the Drunk Soul" live standup dvds; Super Happy Fun Thread! t-shirts, and pretty much anything else we can slap a Warpath sticker on and sell. This is a business damnit! Maximizing profit should be our #1 goal.

I demand rights! I want 2% of all monthly revenue! Market fluctuations = unacceptable! And I want a seat at the voters table so my voice will be heard on the important issues, like moderator salary (time to cut your salary to increase profit!).

I knew a discussion on stock would eventually devolve into an Occupy Warpath Movement.

Just make sure someone hides Matty's tear gas.

When did the Warpath go from the place for intelligent discussion for the knowledgable fan to a place where we groan when accuracy is requested?

This...I don't get all the fuss.