Guess the beer.

It better not be budweiser

I hope its my favorite
Vintage Colt 45 Commercial with Redd Foxx - YouTube

Looks watery and there's practically no head. I think we need some better clues otherwise we might as well just start guessing every crappy domestic in the book.

Blue Moon

definitely not, blue moon is really cloudy and has an orange hue

Looks watery and there's practically no head. I think we need some better clues otherwise we might as well just start guessing every crappy domestic in the book.

I was gonna say, it'd probably help to know if it was domestic or import.

Fat TireFat tire is amber/reddish and has some head to it. This looks like sugar free apple juice.

Good old Bud heavy?

Mgd?

With you being from western Michigan, my guess is Milwaukee's Best.

With you being from western Michigan, my guess is Milwaukee's Best.

Shittiest beer ever and I love it.

It is not associated with where I live.
There was a surprisingly decent looking head on it when I poured it but it only lasted a minute.
Although I would consider this mainstream beer > clue > you will often not buy this in a six pack.