RGIII Refuses To Work Out For The Colts (and the other 31 teams in the league)

Vinny Cerrato: My Top 5 Draft Picks :: Niuzer (http://www.niuzer.com/Maryland/Vinny-Cerrato-My-Top-5-Draft-Picks-10798796.html)

^^ Well, as long as Cerrato still has a hand in things, I feel much better about the whole concept.

I'd feel a lot better if Zorn was involved too. Without his expert tutelage who knows how bad Mike and Kyle "Team QB Wreckers" will screw Griffin up.

Vinny Cerrato: My Top 5 Draft Picks :: Niuzer (http://www.niuzer.com/Maryland/Vinny-Cerrato-My-Top-5-Draft-Picks-10798796.html)

Great Oden's Raven!

I would've figured his top 5 looked like this:

5. herp
4. derp
3. huck it chuck it football!
2. 3 2nd rounders = way better than 1 first
1. Past his prime Chad Ochocinco = way better than 2 first rounders.

Seriously, I just verified this is RGIII's Twitter account.

@RGIII: Was great meeting with Redskins brass last week: Mr. Snyder, Mr. Cerrato and coach Gibbs. They assured me that coach Shanahan would take great care of me while in D.C.

Is there some sort of shadow front office in the works here? Should we expect a military coup coming soon?

Can you imagine RG3 on the slip'n'slide drill? He would be soooo awesome with that! And it would be an excellent use of his skills. ... Seriously, I heard the reason he won't work out for the is Colts b/c they won't have any awesome drills like that.

We should demand RGIII come out and work out for us. If he doesn't, Tannenhill at number 2 baby! That'll teach that arrogant so and so.

I CAN'T WAIT TO ORDER THIS!!!!

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I haven't told anyone this yet, so I just want you guys to know you are the first to hear this, but my source indicates RG3 turned down a request for a private workout by the Colts. What an arrogant young man.

I already have mine. I tried to have RGIII sign it last month when I was having drinks with Bruce Allen in Hooters but he laughed and said, "No F'ing way man. I'll never sign with them! Hell, I won't even do a pre-draft work out for them!"

Romney picks RGIII as running mate.
RGIII declines.

I heard RG3 refuses to workout for Donovan McNabb.

He also won't eat Kix unless Mikey likes it.