Pan Flute Jedi

This is freaking hilarious

http://www.panflutejedi.com/

"Anyway, exactly how does one go about proving one pan flutist is worthier than another? Public exposure? Fame? Ancestry? Nationality? Educational background? Income? One word can sum up all these considerations in terms of determining a pan flutist's worthiness - superficial. Strip away all these superficialities, and we are left with the secret of acquiring status in the pan flute communities - politics."

Those double crossing, bastard pan flutists, who knew they could be so cutthroat??

If there's a Jedi of the pan flute, there must be a Sith as well! The force must be balanced.

LOL

Tell me that site isn't classic.

I think the best part is the google ad at the top of the page displays ads for flutes in this thread, LOL

skinflutejedi

I thought Zamfir was the master of the Pan Flute?