Home Depot Battle Royale

JGis, you and these threads last night, jeezus, LOL.

How ya feel this morning?


Lol, amazing. I actually really like this thread......insert I <3 this thread so much pic

Framing Nail gun with remote high pressure tank for fencing repai......ehrrr urban assault. safety wired back.........

LED Flashlight (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202957814/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=led%2C+strobe%2C+flashlight&storeId=10051) with strobe mode, machete (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202319442/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=machete&storeId=10051) from the lawn department and bosch work site radio (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-202603599/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=bosch+radio&storeId=10051) to drown out the screams of my victims.

I GOT A PLAN:

22HP, zero-turn mower:
50 in. 23 HP Kawasaki Twin Courage Dual EZT Zero-Turn Riding Mower-RZT 50 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Outdoor-Power-Equipment-Riding-Mowers-Zero-Turn-Riding-Mowers/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbx8u/R-203084283/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&storeId=10051)

Gas-powered backpack sprayer:
Gas 5 Gal. Backpack Sprayer-SHR-210 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100662577/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=SPRAYER&storeId=10051)


Pallet of Sulfiric Acid:
16 oz. Sulfamic Acid Cleaner-TLSAC1 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100171510/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=acid&storeId=10051)



Picture it...speed to get away plus ability to do doughnuts and spray acid in all directions.

machete
utility knife/box cutter
gloves w hard knuckles or padded knuckles and some sticky on the palms

silence is golden

I GOT A PLAN:

22HP, zero-turn mower:
50 in. 23 HP Kawasaki Twin Courage Dual EZT Zero-Turn Riding Mower-RZT 50 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/Outdoors-Outdoor-Power-Equipment-Riding-Mowers-Zero-Turn-Riding-Mowers/h_d1/N-5yc1vZbx8u/R-203084283/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&storeId=10051)

Gas-powered backpack sprayer:
Gas 5 Gal. Backpack Sprayer-SHR-210 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100662577/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=SPRAYER&storeId=10051)


Pallet of Sulfiric Acid:
16 oz. Sulfamic Acid Cleaner-TLSAC1 at The Home Depot (http://www.homedepot.com/h_d1/N-5yc1v/R-100171510/h_d2/ProductDisplay?catalogId=10053&langId=-1&keyword=acid&storeId=10051)



Picture it...speed to get away plus ability to do doughnuts and spray acid in all directions.no gas to power the mower or the sprayer, come on dawg

I'd go after all the equipment they use to run the store like the fork lift because this equipment does not have a bar code and does not count against my item count. I'd then get a combo pack that comes with a nail guns, hose, and compressor because that only counts as one item. 2nd item would be 3 1/4 inch nails and I'm pretty good at firning them off. 3rd Item would be a sheet of that metal roofing to use as a shield on the fork lift.

Can't use items with no bar code, FD!

... unless you make one of your items a sharpie so you could draw bar codes on the forklift.

no gas to power the mower or the sprayer, come on dawg

Home Depot (in PA) doesn't sell gas anyway.

I'll run the mower on acid. :D

Can't use items with no bar code, FD!

... unless you make one of your items a sharpie so you could draw bar codes on the forklift.

yea I liked the idea but against the rules.

I would make better use of the things you don't need to have as an item. Hiding in a large chest freezer with a small hatchet and waiting for someone to pass would be a good'n.