Would you rather ...

And since no one else has answered the questions, I'll take the liberty and do it myself.



own a ... porsche/ferrari

Porsche. It would depend on the model, but I guess I'll take Porsche.

be a ... centaur/mermaid(man)

Centaur.

Would you rather
be ... killed by a car/kill 5 kids with a car

Ummmmm...be killed by a car.

leave your ... 90 y.o. grandmother/ dog ... locked in a car with the windows up

Dog. Duh.

Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life (27% - 141,637 )
- or -
Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again(73% - 386,428)

Have free tickets to the Super Bowl.

Would you rather...drink a liquid found leaking from a garbage bag; or chew on a hairy substance found between the cushions of your couch?


Chew on the hairy substance. Drinking the liquid from the garbage bag is not an option.

Would you rather...bite the head off a gopher; or thoroughly lick a cat's butt?

Thoroughly lick a cat's butt. Think about the gopher... You'd have to chew your way through the fur and skin, and then taste the blood and whatever other liquids or foul substances are found in a gopher's neck, and then you'd still have to bite through the bone in it's neck. Yeah, I'll take the cat.

Would you rather...have a fat, nasty ass; or large, floppy jowls?


Large, floppy jowls. That one's tough, especially if exercise and/or plastic surgery aren't options.

Would you rather...suck pea soup from a biker's beard; or eat baby drool while the little tike is eating strained peas?


Eat the baby drool.

Would you rather...have to steal from a blind man; or a Girl Scout?

Blind man. I'd feel terrible after both, but at least I'd know there would be no witnesses if I stole from the blind man.

i imagine selling your free tickets would net you more than 20k over your lifetime anyways.

i imagine selling your free tickets would net you more than 20k over your lifetime anyways.

they put a condition you can't sell or trade the tickets it's just not in the direct question.

Dog or your 90-YO Grandma in a hot car with windows up. Granny has dementia and doesn't know how to roll windows down.



I voted dog because he's probably in better health than a 90YO Grandma.

Voting was 51% dog, 49% Granny. Wow. Really? People value animals that much more than humans?

flipping thru more, and pertinent to a football site:
Would you rather...


Have free tickets to the Superbowl for life (27% - 141,637 )
- or -
Get $20,000 to never watch NFL games again(73% - 386,428)

You cannot sell or exchange the tickets. You cannot listen to games on the radio either.

I would still take the tickets (i think)



Not even close I'd take the tickets. 20k isn't much at all (and I'm poor) to have to give up NFL for life. I'd have a hard time doing that for just one year (although that I'd prob have to take).