TheMalcolmConnection
06-21-2005, 04:29 PM
Back when I worked in a movie theater, I was a Ticket Sales Specialist.
Wow, I've never attached specialist to that before. Makes it sound SO much better.
FRPLG
06-21-2005, 04:37 PM
I am a programmer analyst which is a fancy-ass way of saying web programmer.
SmootSmack
06-21-2005, 04:40 PM
On the Warpath we don't have Camp Scrubs....we have Camp Scrub Specialists!!
TheMalcolmConnection
06-21-2005, 04:41 PM
Web programming SPECIALIST? ;)
BigSKINBauer
06-21-2005, 05:03 PM
slack off during the summer specialist
EEich
06-21-2005, 05:24 PM
Systems Software Engineer at ESPN's SportsTicker division.
I'm primarily an Oracle PL/SQL developer, but I dabble in VB.NET, VB6, etc...
That Guy
06-21-2005, 05:42 PM
i'm a drifter... programming, botting, design, testing (physical/digital... security and debugging), audio (everything), inventories, consulting, comp tech, tech theater (everything) etc
either way i'm really just an electronic/electrical engineering student that's not sure if he ever wants to use the degree he's getting...
skinznut
06-21-2005, 06:11 PM
I'm a plumbing systems maintenance specialist / custodial engineer for a multi-million dollar educational facility. Which is just a fancy-ass way of saying I clean toilets at a college.
Monksdown
06-21-2005, 09:43 PM
This daddy is the marketing coordinator for the Alexandria and Annandale Branches of a regional Settlement/Title Company.
In other words, I take old ladies out to lunch and flirt with them.
Now that I look at it, I am definitely some degree of a whore.
TheMalcolmConnection
06-22-2005, 06:04 AM
Haha!! So that's just a fancy-ass way of saying your a gigolo??