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Old 10-28-2011, 12:38 PM   #166
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a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.
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Old 10-28-2011, 02:47 PM   #167
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a bird pooped on my hand as i was walking down the street wednesday. it was slightly raining so I thought "man that was a hard rain drop". a second later i thought "man thats a warm rain drop". look down, bird poop on my hand.

i debated whether I should just drive to royal farms and wipe it off with a napkin as I get my morning coffee. I decided to just turn around and walk the 20 steps or so back to my house and wash it off properly.

LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:30 PM   #168
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LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.
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Old 10-28-2011, 03:36 PM   #169
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LOL!

When I lived in SC I use to work on shrimp boats. It is hot as balls out there and you have to pick up all the shrimp off the deck floor in the glaring sun. As I was picking my first time I was like god this is so hot then suddenly small drops of cool water kept hitting my bare back and I was like that is refreshing. When we were doing picking that catch someone throw a 5 gallon bucket of water on my back. Come to find out my cool droplets of water was actually seagull shit and it just felt cold because i was so damn hot. You would even tan with blotches on your back from the bird shit.
lol yeah ive been peed/watery pooped on by seagulls in ocean city. theyre squirters. thats awesome you worked on a shrimp boat.

yeah this wasnt pee or watery. this bird's poop was solid, looked like a smashed acorn with small bits of brown nutty stuff. the bastard. it had better not be one of the 3 baby birds i let be raised under my deck neither. most birds look alike but i know what these 3 look like.

the nest their parents built is still up. i hope one of them comes back to try and raise its own kids. im gonna spit on them or something. filthy lil ungrateful ****ers

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Old 11-02-2011, 05:18 PM   #170
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Extremely Disturbing Video: Texas Judge William Adams Caught Beating Whipping Daughter With Belt | Video | TheBlaze.com

pretty vicious video. apparently the 16 year old daughter has cerebral palsy, she is 22-23 now. supposedly the wife got beaten regularly and worse as well and she got a divorce.

im not sure what is more disturbing. the 4 min beating itself or the comments. ill give you three guesses what political party "the blaze" markets to.
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Old 11-17-2011, 09:24 AM   #171
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I just watched this and I really can't tell if they are serious or this is suppose to be satire:




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Old 11-21-2011, 07:42 AM   #172
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^ That wasnt your doll was it Alvin?
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Old 12-02-2011, 02:00 PM   #174
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Ive never really been an Adam Carolla fan, honestly ive always thought he's sucked. I did like the originally Man Show but mainly because of Jimmy Kimmel. I dont really know what other pieces of "work" Adam has been in but i guess hes a radio DJ now for Siris.

Either way he went off on the Occupy Protesters the other day and even though at first i refused to listen to it, because its Adam Carolla, i eventually did and it was damn funny and pretty the exact same way i feel. I dont necessarily feel this way about the whole OWS movement but i do feel this way about a lot of the people involved in the OWS movement and many younger people in general.

There was a thread a while back about the New Generations attitude and a recent college grad that hasnt work in like 2 years because he wont take a job that only pays him 40k. The whole sense of entitlement drives me nuts. I really think the whole "participation trophy" thing has ended up hurting my generation. So Adam and i completely agree when it comes to his rant:


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Carolla is about as un-funny as they come.
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^ That wasnt your doll was it Alvin?
It was moobys doll.
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Da boird upset da bosses. Now, he sleeps with the fishes.
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