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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson He needs to make sweet, sweet love to the SEARCH function.
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| The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 21
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson i think he'd rather take the search function into the back of a rusty van with promises of "candy".
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| Quietly Dominating the East Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Naples, Florida
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Oh.................Search function, I'm having trouble loading my sofa in the van by my(handicapped)self.........could...............yo u....help..... -the search function spreads the cream on it's search function skin........
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| | #19 |
| Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson A new To Catch A Predator segment on Dateline, perhaps? Larson: "What were you planning to do with the SEARCH feature once you met up with it face to face?" Earthquake: "Um, uh, nuthin', I guess, just, um, hang out" All in good fun, by the way.
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Arlington, VA.
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Quote:
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| The Starter Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: ZOMGZZZ!!111 Age: 21
Posts: 1,153
| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Quote:
"you wanna sit down, have a drink and then get in the hot tub!" "yeah baby" "hi im chris hanson with dateline nbc..." *TASER* i love it.
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| Most Interesting Man in the World Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chantilly, VA Age: 25
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson I guess. You know you haven't PWNED everyone here. That should be your goal...
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| | #23 |
| The Starter Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Harrisburg, PA Age: 24
Posts: 1,066
| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson This is great I have been waiting for someone to say something to this guy. |
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| Swearinger ![]() ![]() Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Washington, DC Age: 34
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson WOW. Tough crowd!! Remind me not to piss off the veterans... |
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| You did WHAT?!? Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: In The Kitchen With Dyna. Age: 24
Posts: 11,005
| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson |
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| | #26 |
| Playmaker Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Roanoke, VA
Posts: 3,468
| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Chris Hanson, right. Why the heck did I think it was Larson? My favorite part is when Hanson reads off the transcripts of the online conversation with a straight face and unwavering tone.
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| Wildcard Bitches Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bethesda, MD Age: 27
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson earthquake... what a sweet name... almost as sweet as... dare i say... (kidwell) perhaps?
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
Posts: 7,757
| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Quote:
Scumbag: "I came here because I thought she was alone and scared." Hanson: "So why'd you bring rum, condoms, and lube?" Scumbag: "Those are just my groceries..." half of them seem to play out like that. Wait, who did Gaines Adams solicit?
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| | #29 |
| Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson First - all in good fun. Just a little ribbing to remind that, perhaps, we are capable of picking topics we wish to discuss AND that, if a topic is interesting, the "Discuss" command is simply unneccessary. Second - The veterans are generally speaking easy enough not to piss-off. Just don't post a ton of new threads on already played out topics and then demand that we discuss them. Third - The SEARCH function is more than your friend, it's your soulmate, your lover, your stalker victim (Well, mine is the Skins' cheerleader Annabel - she sooo wants me. The restraining order ends tomorrow - I can't wait to show up at her work!).
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| | #30 |
| Contains football related knowledge Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Second Star On The Right Age: 50
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| Re: Alan Branch versus Gaines Adams and Jamaal Anderson Should I bring bourbon instead? How about Tequila?
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