The Manti Te'o Dead Girlfriend Hoax Web of Lies

SmootSmack

Translation "take the heat for this so my draft stock doesn't drop and I'll hook you up when I get my millions"

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DynamiteRave

I don't see how it doesn't hurt his stock. Way too much of a media circus. I think at this point he'd need to come completely clean.

Time to get Oprah on the horn.

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Chico23231

SS, you sound jaded. Did Manti take your make-believe girlfriend?

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hooskins

Might be less than the world average. All the homophobia that flows in and around football is a probably a pretty good deterrent towards gay people. I have a lot respect for gay players, regardless if they are closet or not, for spending almost everyday of their lives in an discriminating environment. I couldn't imagine dealing with that.

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skinsfaninok

Bingo! That's what I thought to

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CRedskinsRule

That's what I thought too when I saw that. If he was (not saying it for a fact) willing to lie like he has been accused of then why would he not be willing to pay off someone to take this heat.

NC_Skins

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HailGreen28

Do you make most of the funny pics you post, or find them somewhere in particular?

NC_Skins

I've made some, but most are reposts from FB or Reddit.

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"So let me get this straight. We have the event of the year on TV with millions watching around the world... and people want a punt, pass, and kick competition to be the halftime entertainment?? Folks, don't quit your day jobs."- Matty

punch it in

What? Millions of dollars fix things? I had no idea. Im going to have to ask for a raise i guess.

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punch it in

So what are the odds in this forum. Lets snuff em out.
Kidding.
I could care less if the whole league sleeps with goats (not our goat because that would be weird), its the best sport in the world.

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DynamiteRave

I'll out myself. But I love everyone equally so I guess that doesn't count as gay.

Omg. No goat sleeping though. Speaking of Goats. Where's his 2 cents on this? It's okay I'll speak for him:

"Shanahan made up Te'o's girlfriend to tank his draft spot so he'd fall to us. We need to draft an ILB because ridiculous play calling by Kyle caused RG3 to blow out his knee and now we need to throw out the Shanaplan. It isn't working because I said so."

Thank you, thank you, I'm here all week.

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SmootSmack

Ok then

EXCLUSIVE: Woman tried new hoax in December call to Te'o - Hawaii News - Honolulu Star-Advertiser

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