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Old 03-08-2006, 02:31 PM   #1
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What's Your Porn Name

Me and Malcolm were talking about American Idol in another thread when the discussion turned to picking porn names. In fact, everyone has a porn name and I'm curious to hear what yours is. Here's how you get your porn name:

Take your middle name and make that the first name, and take the name of the street you grew up on and make that the last name.

Schneed10 = Michael Woodcroft

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It's just funny that this came up while we were talking about American Idol! HAHA!

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It's just funny that this came up while we were talking about American Idol! HAHA!

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Yeah it's probably obvious to everyone that we weren't really talking about their voices very much!
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Well, I TRIED to start it out talking about their voices. Just got a little side-tracked.
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Porn Name =James Sharon

I heard a slightly different version of the game (apparently, there are about 5 or 10 of them) - Your drag queen name is the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on. The ONLY reason I remember this one is b/c mine is pretty scary: Lady Sharon
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Jackie Sterrett.

I sound like a dyke drag queen.
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:14 PM   #7
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Old 03-08-2006, 03:15 PM   #8
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Cooley 350Z = Edward Ivory


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HAHA! We've gotten some good ones so far! LOL
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I don't have a middle name, so I'm just "Cambria".

Odd.
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Alfonso Prout

Doesn't sound right at all.
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I'm getting funnier ones when I put my pet's name and street name.

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huge johnson water park

i live near a water park
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:20 PM   #14
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If we do middle name/street then I'm "Manuel Creekside"

If we do pet/street name then I'm "Charlie Creekside"

That dude who played Shawn on Boy Meets World inadvertently had the best porn name ever-Rider Strong
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Old 03-08-2006, 05:39 PM   #15
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my buddy has a friend who is named todd johnson. his dog was named rocket.

good for him.

he has a picture with jenna jameson on his lap.
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