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Old 08-03-2006, 07:28 PM   #136
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Oh, since it was mentioned, no great pooh stories lately. In fact, a rather disappointing month altogether.

The first three weeks of the Academy I was so on edge and anxious and my diet so inconsistent, my bowels simply couldn't manage their usual impressive feats.

The rattled nerves made for a completely different experience. Ya know the EZ Cheeze that comes in a can? It was kind of like that.
HAHA! Having spent my time in the military I know what you mean. It was about 3 weeks for me as well. I remember asking a couple guys if they had crapped since they'd been here and it was a unanimous: no. We thought it was some sort of anti-Exlax or something. Nice to know it happened to the Grand Poopa. Stay cool (literally).
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Old 08-04-2006, 12:53 PM   #137
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... the actor Dabney Coleman?

He was great in 9 to 5, then boom, he's nowhere to be found.
This is really funny because I just read this thread today. When folks started throwing wrestlers out there I wondered about Randy Savage. Now what would Dabney Coleman and Randy Savage have to do with eachother ????? This is .....

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By the way. Where in the hell is Michael Dudikoff ????
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:07 PM   #138
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Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:24 PM   #139
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Where the hell is Yackove Smirnoff (sp?)?

Good to see you back Mheisig. I had quite the poo this morning. Yesterday I had Chipotle for lunch and black bean quesidillas for dinner. So I unleshed this morning had no structural integrity to speak of, but the smell cleared me out of my own bathroom and I had to wait about 20 minutes before I could go back so I could take a shower.

What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:39 PM   #140
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What about viscosity and texture...these are characteristics of Mheisig's legendary poo.
Don't forget the "marbling".
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Old 08-04-2006, 01:48 PM   #141
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there was none of that stuff. It was just a stinky mess. I even offended myself with it.
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Old 08-04-2006, 03:20 PM   #142
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$20 says Macho Man beats someone up in that house, and my money's on him decking Phil Hellmuth.

And AMD...dude. until you're ready, one must limit their bean intake to one meal a day...2 meals is overkill, especially if you get black beans at Chipotle.
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:52 PM   #143
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I figure I'd dig this one up....so where in the hell is PWND these days?
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:55 PM   #144
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I was reading it, and like.....wait, TMC is ....already.....married!
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Old 07-02-2007, 02:57 PM   #145
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This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:03 PM   #146
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:08 PM   #147
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This is for the really old school Warpthers, if you can get this one I'll give you a cookie.

Back in the day on the old Yahoo board we had this guy who was a big Jimmy Buffet fan, he even had his own Jimmy Buffet Yahoo board, and he was a bit of a hot head too. He's been MIA forever now it seems, can anyone remember his name?

That one is out of my reach! Who was this joker?
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:10 PM   #148
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Where the hell is my girlfriend?
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Where the hell is my girlfriend?
in your head?


Right here with me?
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Old 07-02-2007, 03:30 PM   #150
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in your head?


Right here with me?
nah shes at work
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