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Old 05-03-2006, 04:19 PM   #16
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Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.
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Old 05-04-2006, 09:57 AM   #17
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...
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Old 05-04-2006, 10:01 AM   #18
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

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Chuck heats up the dinner leftover bullets in the microwave...
Chuck Norris' bellybutton works as a microwave oven. There is no low or medium setting though...
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:44 AM   #19
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

I have a woman in my office who miscrowaves, I mean BURNS buttered popcorn every day at the same time.


I hate that smell, it makes me want to puke.
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Old 05-04-2006, 11:46 AM   #20
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better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store.
It smells like a pet store because that's where the ingredients come from.
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Old 05-04-2006, 12:31 PM   #21
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Even though he probably eats his bullets raw.
He doesn't even chew, he takes them straight from a shot glass
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Old 05-04-2006, 02:36 PM   #22
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HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?
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HA! And the glass is also made of bullets?
It's a steel shot glass that's been rolled in hot oil, then dipped in shards of broken glass.
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after the bullets, he consumes the shot glass whole.
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and washes it down with the hot oil
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Chuck is one bad mutha
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And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.
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And then he eats the bartender for making such a weak drink.
First he slices him up with a knife dipped in shit
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then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor
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then eats each piece slowly, to savor the flavor
Chuck doesn't savor the flavor, he savors the soul, and then the bartender's woman
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