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Old 05-02-2006, 02:06 PM   #1
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F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!!
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Old 05-02-2006, 02:19 PM   #2
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better than the guy who microwaves "a taste of thai". that stuff smells like a pet store.
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Old 05-02-2006, 02:27 PM   #3
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...that lady needs to find a less pungent vegetable to enjoy. My allergies are killing me and I can still smell that crap. F her and her 15 cats (I assume she has 15 cats)!!!
Dude, this is funnier than hell....
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you have no idea how miserable this really is though. We just put an anti-broccoli sign up on the microwave. That will teach that costume jewelry wearing she-devil a thing or two!!!

Anyone who microwaves anything other than soup/left over pizza/hot pockets/etc should be shot with a BB gun for each person they offend! 20 pumps bitch!!!!
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i heart hot pockets.
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F... anybody else's lunch in general.

Always smells like B.O.
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

90% of the people at my workplace eat out every day. There are two people that eat in everyday or go out and bring the food back.
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Re: F...The woman who microwaves broccoli in our office everyday

I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.
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I hate leftovers, so if I bring lunch in, it's a salad or sandwich. But most of the time, I either eat out or bring it back to my desk.

here in my office, or every "broccoli" smell, there are actually some pleasant smelling foods. but then there are the bastards who make popcorn...and that pleasant smell protrudes throughout the office. damnit.
Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.
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Oh man. I HATE the smell of microwaved popcorn, because no matter how long you nuke it for, it always smells burned. That is one of the worst smells in the known universe to me.
So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?
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So I guess you can't stand movie theaters, huh?
No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.
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What I usually do to pop popcorn is heat water in a mug for 60 seconds, remove mug, and put popcorn bag in. Then let the microwave's popcorn button do the trick...however, it doesn't beat air popped theatre popcorn.

The microwave here is old and decrepit, burns popcorn all the time.
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No movie theater popcorn smells great because it's not microwaved. It doesn't burn. I have yet to find a microwavable popcorn that doesn't burn. Kills me.
So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.
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So do bullets and I don't hear you complaining about THEM.
I hate the smell of microwaved bullets....and microwaved popcorn. It's straight nasty
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Chuck Norris says that's breakfast for him.
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