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View Poll Results: Who would win in the battle of the Chucks?
Norris 18 90.00%
Zito 0 0%
They would beat each other to a bloody pulp and both die at the same time 2 10.00%
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:04 PM   #1
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Battle of the Chucks

Who would win this battle royale?

In this corner we've got Chuck Zito, this guy has kicked a ton of azz




Over here we've got somebody who needs no introduction, I give you Chuck Norris... the man, the beard, the legend!


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Old 05-05-2006, 04:08 PM   #2
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Re: Battle of the Chucks

How can you beat Chuck Norris?
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:11 PM   #3
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:13 PM   #4
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard, only another fist.

I'm sorry, I'm taking Norris. He's got three fists.
thats pretty funny



and the beard acts like razor wire to anyone who touches it
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:15 PM   #5
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Razor wire that comes off in your skin like the quills of a porcupine.

Chuck Norris also used his beard to deflect the bullet that supposedly killed JFK. When JFK saw this, his head exploded out of sheer amazement.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:22 PM   #6
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Bruce Lee.
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:31 PM   #7
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The power of Chuck Norris is unrivaled.

He has unprotected sex with the victims of Ron Mexico and they are magically healed and Chuck is unfazed!
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Old 05-05-2006, 04:36 PM   #8
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There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.
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There will be chunks of Zito in Norris's stool.
and theres no need for a courtesy flush cause chucks shit dont stink!
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:04 PM   #10
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Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.
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Whoever votes for Zito should have to be roundhouse kicked by each of them. And I'm pretty sure we all know that Zito would have to go first cause said voter would most certainly be deceased after a run in with Mr. Norris.
followed by a banning from the warpath for questioning the greatness of Mr. Norris.


Its how he would want it.
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:20 PM   #12
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Re: Battle of the Chucks

In most polls, there isn't a right or wrong answer. In this one, there clearly is. Zito = Mortal. Chuck (there is only one being who can go by simply Chuck) = Immortal. Result: Norris wins, and it's not even close.
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Old 05-05-2006, 05:22 PM   #13
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i see that someone disagrees with yuo psu and has them killing each other.....come on people ... who was it?
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jack bauer



but i do vote chuck
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ok, this was just a warm up for Chuck. He automatically advances to the championship round based on the fact... well based on the fact that he's Chuck freaking Norris.

We need to get some more tough guy battles going... who should be in the next match?
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