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Old 05-10-2006, 04:18 PM   #106
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I'm a non-sequiter fan myself dmek. All know this. BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY BOOTY ROCKIN' EVERYWHERE.
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Old 05-10-2006, 04:43 PM   #107
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NO WAY! That's hilarious. To the Miata's credit, it's not a homosexual car so much as it's an I-can't-afford-a-Corvette-for-my-midlife-crisis car.
I don't necessarily think the Miata is homosexual either. Apparently, the problem was he was getting hit on by dudes while he was driving it.

If he was out cruising parks in NW DC at 3AM in the new Miata, I couldn't tell you.
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Old 05-10-2006, 04:48 PM   #108
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HAHAHAHAHA. I was with my fiancee in a Daiquari Bar in TN one night and she left to use the bathroom and within 3 minutes a guy's hand was on my thigh. I nearly hit the mother f*cker off the stool. Can't guys just keep their hands off of me?

True story. Non-serious final comment.

I guess it's the whole idea of a guy being in a Daiquari bar. Fat Tuesday's is the only hetero bar like that.
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Old 05-10-2006, 06:36 PM   #109
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tmc,it might be the daiquiri thing that tipped him off
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Old 05-10-2006, 06:36 PM   #110
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True story!

I used to work with a guy who immigrated here from Russia and was out shopping for his first car, specifically a sports car. He was very excited... he thought that owning a car was an extremely American thing to do.

He bought a one, presumably based on the suggestion of a woman who also worked in the office. About a week later, I was outside smoking and heard him berating her in his thick-ish accent about the car he had just bought:

"Why did you not tell me that the Miata is a homosexual car?"
LOL


Here is another true story...a study partner (sounds homosexual already) back in college had a Miata. He gave me a ride (oh, how so homosexual) home and a couple I noticed of times people in other cars staring at us while at an intersection. I thought they just liked the car and didn't realize the stigma associated with Miatas until well after the said ride.
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Old 05-10-2006, 06:51 PM   #111
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After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:14 PM   #112
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After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.
LMAO... these are too funny...

Ford F150: What makes it gay? It looks like some interior decorator sprinkled his fairy dust all over the dashboard.
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Old 05-10-2006, 09:16 PM   #113
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After minutes of research and countless of keystrokes I have found a list of Top 12 Gay Cars according to Gay People. Enjoy.

p.s. Jetta, Miata, and Bug are in.
"Although the Jetta comes in many powertrain configurations, including a fuel-sipping, clean-burning diesel, our favorite is the 1.8-liter turbo (called 1.8T), which has more than enough scoot for squirting in and out of city traffic."

You can cut the innuendo with a KNIFE on that site.
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:44 AM   #114
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Wow, they re-released the Swift. It looks pretty hot now!

Stay away from Suzuki, as well as Kia. They're some of the LEAST reliable cars on the road. This is a case where you DO get what you pay for.

Hot? HA!

Now the Dodge Magnum is a HOT car.
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Old 05-11-2006, 11:50 AM   #115
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It's hot, and I like Dodges but DAMN they've GOT to do something about those transmissions. Worst transmissions of any car on the road.
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It's hot, and I like Dodges but DAMN they've GOT to do something about those transmissions. Worst transmissions of any car on the road.
I think they have have resolved that. I had a '96 Dodge that lost it's tranny at 115K miles. Then again, I drove 75,000 miles THAT YEAR.

I kept it until about 140K and traded it in on a reliable (so far with 100K) Ford.

My wife's 2000 Pontiac Sunfire has not had a SINGLE problem at all and we have 80K on the clock so far.

American cars are what I buy. I've never had problems with them, unlike the VW I owned in college. That thing nickel and dimed me to DEATH until someone hit me head-on.
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Old 05-11-2006, 02:35 PM   #117
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On the real. VWs SUCK reliability-wise. Yeah, if I were going to buy American, I'd be buying Ford. I know more than a dozen of my buddies who had Dodge trannys crap out on them in the first year of owning them.
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So can we call TMC the King of the Trannies? Or Queen?
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And her Adam's apple was as big as her balls.

That's how I like MY women.
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stop it,your scaring me
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