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Old 05-16-2006, 08:30 AM   #16
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So you're counting your boyfriend's now?
If you can call hands boyfriends, then yes.
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Old 05-16-2006, 10:43 AM   #17
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no pictures,please!
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Old 05-16-2006, 12:43 PM   #18
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I concur with dmek...no Pictures!!!!!! Damn, packing two rods - how do you pick which one to use when the lady isn't into DP?
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:08 PM   #19
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I was going to give you a really funny answer, but at the risk of being really nasty, I shall not.
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I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear really wants to eat you...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...ar_eats_monkey
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Old 05-16-2006, 02:20 PM   #21
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Why was the monkey so damn close to them anyway?
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he was checking out their tails
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Tom Cruise told it to stop taking it's antidepressent medication.
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I always feel like one day Tom Cruise is going to go even more nuts on TV one day and like bite someone in the throat.
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only if he has a new movie coming out
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Or knocks up someone else. He just looks like someone ready to pounce.
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tmc i agree.my man is just waiting to go pysco on someone.probably his next girlfriend
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I'm just waiting for the day Tom Cruise goes extra scientologist on all of us and tries to claim he's actually an alien on the Tonight Show.

ps - this feels weird posting from home. I'm used to posting while at work and on the clock.
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I <3 Xenu.
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I guess having a tail doesn't mean shit when a bear really wants to eat you...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060516/...ar_eats_monkey
How come every time I go to the ZOO the animals are just sitting around doing nothing if you can find them at all. Now thats what a ZOO should be all about animals attacking each other like in the wild. They could charge alot more money. I could just imagine all the people freaking out. That would make great film as the girls are crying yelling help the monky and the guys just standing around saying cool.
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