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05-15-2006, 03:22 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| 15 reasons I wish I had a tail people wanted to know... 1. People would know when to back the F up 2. It would make pouring a beer into a beer bong easier when binge drinking alone 3. You could open the car door even when your hands were full of stuff (like beer and liquor) 4. Easier access to an itchy back 5. I could use it to protect my "valuables" in a street fighting situation 6. Seriously people, look at the way the tail is pointed straight out, back the F up 7. I need something to lean my head on that wont mess up my sweet mullet 8. My dog has a tail and girls seem to think he's cute, might work for me too 9. Tails increase balance, I need balance in my life 10. Sucker punches are easy, but imagine how much easier they would be if you could tap someone on their back with your tail to distract them 11. Dude, it's a tail, why wouldn't I want one? 12. I would finally have an excuse for biting people: "Shouldn't have pulled my tail" 13. I wouldn't have to express my emotions using "words," whatever those are 14. I could double fist and still be able to take a shot 15. To swat away horse flies, those little bastards need to know when to back the F up anybody got any better ideas?
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05-15-2006, 03:28 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail 16. So I can be on the Sega all-star team. 
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05-15-2006, 03:29 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Damn, I didn't know Tails was gay.
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05-15-2006, 03:32 PM
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| Puppy Kicker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arlington, Virginia Age: 30
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Ive been saying this for years. I've wanted a tail so bad. But like a monkey or oppossum tail that works. Not a fluffy tail or a shitty horse tail. Or even a rat tail!
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05-15-2006, 03:33 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Quote:
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05-15-2006, 03:34 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail I just want a third hand or a third penis.
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05-15-2006, 03:46 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail I'd like my original ear back
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05-15-2006, 03:47 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Talk to Mrs. Potatohead.
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05-15-2006, 04:50 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Quote:
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05-15-2006, 05:45 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 33
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail 17. you could always have fun chasing your own tail when you get lonely? |
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05-15-2006, 08:11 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Quote:
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05-15-2006, 09:50 PM
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| MVP  Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: lancaster,pa Age: 51
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail tmc you make it sound like you already have 2 penis???
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05-15-2006, 10:47 PM
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| Pro Bowl  Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: College Park; where they chop cars Age: 25
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail what is plural for penis? Penis, penises, penisi...?
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05-15-2006, 10:51 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Frederick, MD Age: 34
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail penii
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05-16-2006, 08:30 AM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: 15 reasons I wish I had a tail Quote:
 I'm originally from Chernobyl.
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