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Old 05-31-2006, 01:42 PM   #1
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Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

I just read Bill Simmons' mailbag and he makes the assertion that Mischa Barton is one of the most attractive women in Hollywood. Am I missing something or does he have her overrated? With no thought at all I can come up with at least 5 actress more attractive than her: Scarlett Johansson, Sienna Miller, Kiera Knightly, Jessica Alba, and Angelina Jolie, just to name five.

I personally don't see why people think Mischa is that good looking. I think she's too skinny, her face is too boney, and she constantly looks like she has to vomit (which might explain the skinny-factor).

So is it just me or is she overrated?


(obviously I'm very bored, I ate lunch too fast, and it's getting hard to pretend like I'm actually working since I've been doing that since 7am)
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Old 05-31-2006, 01:45 PM   #2
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

No, I think shes very hot, but I understand what you are saying. Overrated, probably. She looks really good in a bikini tho.
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:09 PM   #3
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

No boobs. I can't rate her high because of that. I need some knockers on my women.

She's really pretty, but I'm with you, she's way overrated.
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:19 PM   #4
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

she looks anorexic in a bikini. I'd agree, decent, but not that hot... the other one (bilson?) is a better option.
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:22 PM   #5
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

ha you guys do know she is a model it is her job to stay "thin"
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Old 05-31-2006, 02:26 PM   #6
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

Short answer: No. Long answer: No, because she doesn't even look "in shape". She looks like she just starves herself and has NO muscle tone OR fat on her body. Just skin and bones. I'm with Schneed. I need knockers.
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

I don't think she is hot, but she certainly would help herself with a nice $10k pair of fun bags.
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I don't think her body could handle fun bags. From the neck down she looks like a skinny DUDE.

She'd get those nasty fake fun bag wrinkles.
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ah, the joys of cocaine dieting...
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Cocaine?! Ha. She probably thinks cocaine has too many calories for her.
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good
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Wow 21, that's pretty hilariously foul.
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

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i believe that her ,lidsey lohan and nichole richie are all on the same diet plan but paris hilton on the other hand,she just screws all day and gets her daily dose of white cream and thats all she needs. Does a body good
with the exception of Lohan and her tig ole bitties, they all need to eat a cracker and grow a rack. On second though, lohan's chest seems to be ever shrinking, DAMN YOU COCAINE!!!
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Yeah, what happened to you Lohan. You used to be cool.
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Re: Is Mischa Barton really that hot?

No she's not. I have had atleast 3 hotter then her. And im not bragging, it's just a fact. When you dont have tig ole bitties, then you need to be firm to account for the difference in my book. And she just doesnt add up.

That being said, I would still knock it to the next county.
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