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Old 06-09-2006, 01:12 PM   #31
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In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?
That one sentence works on so many levels when talking about the porno business.

Well played mheisig
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:12 PM   #32
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Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...
He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:17 PM   #33
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He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.
So he got to work from home too?? This kid is just spoiled.

That is so my kind of telecommuting...
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Old 06-09-2006, 01:18 PM   #34
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Yup, he did it from home. He ran away from home after his first year "in the business" moved down to Mexico, bought his own mansion, and proceeded to film himself 3-4 times a day with different ladies and posted them to the internet for cash.

They said each month he averaged around $10,000. I have to find this story for you guys...
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So he was the Mexican Dirk Diggler? Fantastico!
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Viva La Coochie!
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Old 06-09-2006, 02:10 PM   #37
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Oh man, only a few more posts and I won't be "special" anymore regardless of what my mom and all those alternative schools say!
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Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.
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Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.
the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


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DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
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the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"
speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).
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speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).
some of the people making the pizza are also retarted,or at least the one i used to get my pie from
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speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).
That post made me crack up for some reason, I hope it was meant as a joke.
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I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.

I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.
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I'm sorry....but thats one of the best one liners i've ever seen on this site.
ZING!
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Old 06-09-2006, 08:24 PM   #45
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Re: The Problem with Today's Kids

thatguy, the word retarded isant politically correct anymore, and tmc, what the heck is D.U.F.F. ?
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