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Old 06-09-2006, 11:52 AM   #1
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The Problem with Today's Kids

Well here you go - the heart of the issue of what's so wrong and screwed up with kids today: iPods are cooler than BEER! WTF?!
"If a recent Student Monitor survey of 1,200 college students at 100 U.S. schools is to be believed, undergrads now think it is more “cool” to be holding an iPod music player than a beer.

Student Monitor has been conducting the survey for 18 years. Only one other time was beer knocked out of its #1 spot on the list of “in” things—the Internet took the prize in 1997."
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I think the iPod is as nifty as the next guy, but I can't drink it, it doesn't make ugly chicks hotter, and I'll be damned if that iPod comes in a Samuel Adams Black Lager variety.
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Old 06-09-2006, 11:59 AM   #2
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And I can't use it as an excuse for banging a D.U.F.F. either.

Friend: So why did you bang that fat beast?
Me: I was rockin' out to Blink 182 and it just happened!
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I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.
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indeed a beer in hand is worth two in the bush.
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I can tell by the silhouette that this chick is hot. But tell me that she wouldn't be even hotter with a few beers in you? I'd even say I'd do JUST the silhouette.
More importantly, if Silhouette Chick was holding a beer instead of an iPod, she'd be much more inclined to do you as well.

iPod: "I'm just jammin, leave me alone"
Beer: "I'm horny and getting drunker by the minute."
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HAHAHAHAHA. True enough. And I know I WOULD think she was way cooler holding a beer.
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i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.
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i would think she was way cooler holding my johnson.
I'm sure she could switch from the iPod Nano to something equally small.
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i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.
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i am 47% johnson, 52% of me is solid muscle.
What's the other 1%?
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the 1% of my penis i gave to your mother. BOO YAH!
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you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker
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I guess that explains why she was so disappointed.


BOOY...oh wait, I'm not 12 anymore...
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you fell for the setup hook, line and sinker
or you can't count and that is the problem with taday's youth
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aw come on. i keed i keed. sometimes people get their panties in a wad around here.
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