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Old 06-16-2006, 02:54 PM   #301
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Exhibit A. Gmanc and Daseal.

that looks like Molson they are drinking. That shit can f you up!
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Old 06-16-2006, 02:56 PM   #302
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Yeah, we love some Molson. One of our top favorite beers.
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Well, I'm sorry to speak for them. One of MY favorite beers.
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Old 06-16-2006, 02:59 PM   #304
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i used to drink nothing but molson golden but that shit is like 11 dollars a 12 pack around here so i switched to high life, i can get that stuff for like 15 dollars a 30 pack!!!
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:00 PM   #305
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Well, I'm sorry to speak for them. One of MY favorite beers.
Looks like gman is on his way to passing out. Daseal, well, he just looks that goofy all the time.
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:06 PM   #306
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You guys are officially, officially my American Idols!
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:17 PM   #307
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that picture reminds me of my 21st birthday, or at least the stories of it because I don't remember a Goddamn thing. I don't remember grabbing some chick's boob at the bar, I don't remember dropping my pants all the way to the floor like a little kid while pissing in the bathroom, I don't remember puking on a table and getting thrown out (and since it was the first night the bar was open, I now hold a Salisbury University record), I don't remember puking out the window of my friends car as he drove along side a cop, and I don't remember calling out some of Salisbury's finest while laying in the middle of my front yard , saying "Hey POOOO-LEASE!!! ya'll can't touch me, I'm of age God damnit. I just don't remember any of it, or at least I won't admit to it!
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Old 06-16-2006, 03:26 PM   #308
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we have something in common, i also puked inside a bar on my 21rst b-day.

the night was still young and i was hittin on 2 chicks at another table when my buddy brought me a lemon drop. keep in mind that i wasnt drunk yet, i had only had like 3 beers. i droped the shot and no sooner did that thing hit my stomach did it come right back up with the hot wings i had been eating.

without even thinking i grabbed my keys and looked at my friend and said we gotta go. i was sittin right next to the door so i was able to leave without incident.

needless to say absolut vodka is no longer on my list of preferred drinks.
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Your friend bought you a Lemon Drop? That violates a Man Law.

He might as well have given you a "Slow Screw Up Against the Wall" and I mean the screw, not the drink.
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Your friend bought you a Lemon Drop? That violates a Man Law.

He might as well have given you a "Slow Screw Up Against the Wall" and I mean the screw, not the drink.
i never thought of it that way, maybe thats why my body rejected it.
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Looks like gman is on his way to passing out. Daseal, well, he just looks that goofy all the time.
HAHA! He'll just love that I posted that pic again.
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the night didnt end there, i was still able to do some heavy drinkin without a reoccurrence. has this ever happened to anyone else or am i just a light weight?
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It's the fact that Lemon Drops might as well be straight Estrogen and being the rugged man that you are, it rejected it as you said.
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You guys are officially, officially my American Idols!
September 11th, opening day. Be there. Be part of the myth, the legend.

Of course, many more drunken pics will be posted after that as well.
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flattery will get you everywhere big boy
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