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Old 06-14-2006, 03:03 PM   #31
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MAN LAW: Watch this ...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?search=...&v=5k3L-_Snu7k
... you have to sign up, I think you can just use a fake email and whatnot.
It's also much funnier if you've seen "Lazy Sunday" from Saturday Night Live, which is only on NBC website I think.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:04 PM   #32
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And no conversation in urinals unless it consists of: "So, I banged 10 chicks before I came in here and drank like 24 beers."
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:05 PM   #33
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Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:05 PM   #34
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That makes it retreat back into my body.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:07 PM   #35
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i intentionally took 10 extra min. while he paced outside the bathroom. when i walked out the door he looked like he was gonna cry

if its that bad just hover over the wastebasket dude
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I would have opened the door a little bit and stuck out a cup and a few pieces of toilet paper for him.
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You bring cups with you when you eliminate?
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Man Law: stop that
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
I seriously was going to send a messsage and say, hey, my name is marcus. Then i didn't That would have been wierd
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:13 PM   #42
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Yeah, sometimes I like to marvel at the urilogical process in action.
Yeah we had a thread about it a while ago. It was pretty long i think.
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Man Law: Don't be pissed if a stranger's dog bites your hand when you try to pet it without asking.
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Schneed posted this up in the last discussion on the topic
http://www.drinknation.com/urinaltest.php
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:22 PM   #45
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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough
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