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Old 06-14-2006, 04:26 PM   #46
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Man law: if you create a name like our newest member you better be female or we are gonna kick your ass
since the person i was refering to is no longer our newest member i should clarify. the name was spankMEmarcus
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:27 PM   #47
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Man Law: if you wont go down on me dont expect me to do you bitch! this isnt a one way street, where do you get off expecting me to pleasure you when all i get is a lifeless body to poke at and... and....

sorry guys, last night was kinda rough
hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:30 PM   #48
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hahahaha!

I'm a big fan on saying "you go first and then..." and afterwords 'accidently' falling asleep.
i'm gonna use that tonight!!!

i'll let you know if it works, but you will probably be able to tell by the tone of my posts.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:36 PM   #49
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Meh. Those just don't do it for me. It's kind of like preseason. It's a good fix, but the Big Show is the only thing that REALLY does it.
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:57 PM   #50
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Man Law: if someone is dropping his friends off at the pool under no cicumstances are you to ask if he is almost done, no matter how bad you have to go.(my boss did this to me yesterday and i almost kicked his ass)
MAN LAW!
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:57 PM   #51
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Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:00 PM   #52
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When driving:

-make sure your blinker is off after merging
-only drive in the fast lane if your going fast (80+)
-do not throw your lit cigarette butt out the window
-use your signal everytime
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:11 PM   #53
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Never use chat room grammar on a discussion board! No wut i mean!
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Man Law: When at the bar with your buddies, by no means whatsoever do you order any kind of wine, frozen drinks, or anything that will get you busted for being a pansy.

And for those ordering frozen margaritas...man up and drink one on the rocks.
I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
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I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations
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I think we need a man law amendment here. What about when on vacation, particularly in a tropical type of area. Also, what if you couple the margarita (the only acceptable frozen drink, IMO) with at least a beer?
i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella
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Someone brought this up in another thread.

Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.
Ah yes, I like to call it "Mheisig's Law"
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Red Stripe, my friend, for tropical locations
is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


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i am in agreement with the amendment, but only if you insist they remove the umbrella
Man Law: Only if you remove the umbrella.
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In public restrooms never take the urinal next to another man unless all other urninals are taken.
A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.
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