Warpath's Official Man Law Thread

[Warpath]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!!

I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

HOORAY BEER!!

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by mheisig

A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.

Man Law!

[Warpath]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Man Law!

You would be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?

[12thMan]

Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.

[724Skinsfan]

Originally Posted by Warpath

I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by 724Skinsfan

It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.

i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by 12thMan

Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.

I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man

High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???

[gibbsisgod]

Originally Posted by mheisig

High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???

i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.

[Warpath]

Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by mheisig

I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.

I concede.

[gibbsisgod]

perhaps if you prohibit just those ultra light beers.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by Warpath

Ud be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?

I think you violated a Man Law right there...No chat room grammar on forums.

[12thMan]

Originally Posted by gibbsisgod

i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.

Agreed, there's a fine line between Man Law and preferences.

[mheisig]

Originally Posted by Warpath

Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)

I jsut can't get into light beers (with the exception of a Corona on a hot day or at the beach.)

Sam Adams Black Lager...hell yeah. On a cold fall day with the 'Skins on TV...mmmm...