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Old 06-14-2006, 05:32 PM   #61
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is that shit any good? the commercials always make me laugh


HOORAY BEER!!
I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.

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Old 06-14-2006, 05:33 PM   #62
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A-MEN! An amendment to this Man Law is that even if you DO leave the 1-urinal buffer zone, there is ABSOLUTELY no talking under ANY circumstances while urinating.

In fact, let's just go ahead and make a new Man Law altogether: If you're dong is out, no talking to other guys. Period. I don't care if you see something potentially deadly, the roof is about to collapse, or there's a giant spider crawling up the guys leg, you shut the hell up and wait 'till everything is zipped.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:34 PM   #63
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You would be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?
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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.
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I like it, but I think its in the same boat as Corona. Its the other countries crap beer. But I think what does it for me is the bottle.
It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:38 PM   #66
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It's got decent flavor but it's not a bad option if Bud's not available.
i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:38 PM   #67
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Man Law: Before pulling dong out at urinal, no making obscure references about another man's shoes in any way or the color, shade or patterns of another man's briefs/boxer shorts.
I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:39 PM   #68
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i may be in the minority here but i hate bud. i'm a high life kind of man
High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???
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High Life is good - Sam Adams is my favorite.

Dare we enact Man Law governing beer selection???
i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.
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Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)
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I believe this would technically fall under the purview of the previously passed Man Law. Though perhaps some clarification is good: If there is a dong out, yours, mine, the guy 6 urinals down, there is no talking.

And no making comments about the pattern, shade or color of another guys briefs/boxers, whether there is a dong out or not.
I concede.
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perhaps if you prohibit just those ultra light beers.
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Ud be surprised how much talking is going on at fedex in the bathroom at the urinal. Another amendment?
I think you violated a Man Law right there...No chat room grammar on forums.
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i think not. only because a man and his beer are sacred. its kind of like a mans woman. if you like fat women and someone tries to persuade you to date a stick bitch, your not gonna go for that.
Agreed, there's a fine line between Man Law and preferences.
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Not into the high life.

amstel light, miller light. i could only drink these 2 for the rest of my life. (if i had to)
I jsut can't get into light beers (with the exception of a Corona on a hot day or at the beach.)

Sam Adams Black Lager...hell yeah. On a cold fall day with the 'Skins on TV...mmmm...
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