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Old 07-13-2006, 05:02 PM   #751
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yeah, i've never gotten pink paper. I'm jealous. All i ever got was my time card taken before i could clock in for the day.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:04 PM   #752
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I'm such a man, so I am going to say I do not need these laws. I'm quite comfortable with myself, that I do not need rules to prove my manhood. So yes I will continue wearing that pink tu-tu, watch Beaches, drink wine coolers, sing Nasta Bedingfield in my car, and cry when I must, because I am that much of a badass. From this point on only one man law applies to me, and that is follow no man laws.
Beaches is one my favorite movies, guys. I really think some of these Man Laws need some revising.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:07 PM   #753
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i think a man law is just a suggestion. aint nobody can tell this man what to do.

Man Law: all man laws are mearly suggestions. although if your unmanly actions offend another man he has the right to beat your ass senseless!
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:12 PM   #754
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Yeah I agree, but the truth is I am just really bored, so I'm trying to stir up the board.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:13 PM   #755
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Beaches is one my favorite movies, guys. I really think some of these Man Laws need some revising.
12th, this IS your thread. You're the Supreme Overlord Dictator-For-Life Director of the Warpath's Official Man Law Thread. You want something changed...change it and dare anyone to cross you!
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:15 PM   #756
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BTW GIGity, did you ever try out those brownies?
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:19 PM   #757
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How is setting up a picnic lunch date with "meade & trumpets" relevant to a Man Law Thread. Unless, this is a dramatic interpretation of what not to talk about in a Man Law thread.

Just messing with you, guys. I've been ready to go home since about 8:43 am!
We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:24 PM   #758
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BTW GIGity, did you ever try out those brownies?
check your pm some time later, i'll send you one sometime tonight.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:25 PM   #759
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We were actually talking about meade and a nice annual tailgate.
I just use a Do Not Enter sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a One-Way Only sign ....oh,oh annual ...(sigh)... never mind then...
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:30 PM   #760
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I just use a Do Not Enter sign as my anal tailgate. I also have a One-Way Only sign ....oh,oh annual ...(sigh)... never mind then...
someone is filled with jokes today. You're a funny guy 724, you make me laugh.
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Old 07-13-2006, 05:35 PM   #761
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that 724 is one CRAZY cat.
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Old 07-13-2006, 10:46 PM   #762
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Pay no attention to these silly, incoherent musings. I am so suffering from a serious lack of Redskins football. It's pretty severe this year. I...just...want...to...watch ...some...gotdam...football.
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Old 07-14-2006, 10:05 AM   #763
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that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate...
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Old 01-23-2007, 12:35 PM   #764
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Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!
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Old 02-16-2007, 02:02 PM   #765
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I'm raising the dead because I just got a great email from the dirty old man that works in my office and I thought I'd share...

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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with
you.

5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each
other.
New Man Law: Live by these rules.
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