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Old 07-14-2006, 11:05 AM   #766
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that's what i get for trying to plan out my November...sissy foofoo drinks and someone joking about anal on the tailgate...
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Old 01-23-2007, 01:35 PM   #767
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Man Law: No posting pics of dog while drinking!
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:02 PM   #768
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I'm raising the dead because I just got a great email from the dirty old man that works in my office and I thought I'd share...

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FIVE SECRETS OF A PERFECT RELATIONSHIP

1. it's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans & has
a job

2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust & doesn't lie.

4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed & likes being with
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5. It's very, very important that these four bitches don't know each
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:28 PM   #769
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LOLOL, that one made me laugh out loud IN CLASS AMD.
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Old 02-16-2007, 03:45 PM   #770
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Nice.
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:49 PM   #771
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Old 02-16-2007, 04:56 PM   #772
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I fowarded that to like five chicks in my office, they got a kick out of it!
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:01 PM   #773
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Me too, I forwarded it to these four girls I...oh crap!
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:05 PM   #774
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Since we're here...any new man laws for '07?
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:12 PM   #775
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Okay here's one.

If two guys are looking at a photo of hot chick, clothed or not, Guy A can't look at Guy B's pants and make a comment on Guy A having a woodie.

Man Law: A guy should never comment on another guy having a woodie.
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:18 PM   #776
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:19 PM   #777
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To be totally honest about it, I probably wouldn't be friends with that person anymore.
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:19 PM   #778
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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Old 02-16-2007, 05:22 PM   #779
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I'll tell you what, you have WAY bigger issues if your first THOUGHT after seeing naked chicks is to check your friend's ding dong.
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"Damn dude. Nice package."
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