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Old 06-14-2006, 05:04 PM   #106
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I vote no.

Sounds too gay.
You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:05 PM   #107
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MAN LAW: When leaving a crowded house to go buy beer or food, a man must make at least a minor effort to see if he can pick something up for the others in the house.

Important side note: If you want another man to pick something up for you, make the order simple and have money ready. Be prepared to tag along if you know there will be more beer than one man can carry alone. If you cannot do these things, either go with the original beer/food getter, or just keep your mouth shut. ALSO, if you do go along, do not ask to make any extra stops.
Man Law!

And "money ready" means at least a $20. No $1s or coins or other girly denominations. Oh, and don't expect any change back. If you don't tag along, anything that doesn't get spent goes toward more beer.
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Old 06-14-2006, 05:07 PM   #108
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You say what you say but when somone is like no I can't play poker tonight all you say is bros before hoes and that is it, end of discussion and they play poker. Agreed a better phrase could be used.
I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
I've got to agree with you here. Unless its a friend you haven't seen in awhile and they're leaving the next day or some shit, go for the hoe, the bros can wait a night. Just don't make a habit of it.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
perhaps we should put it to a vote.


the woman will always be available later and if not we all have our late night booty calls that we dont tell our friends about cause she might not be all that but the booty is always willing.
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I disagree. If there is the possiblity of sex (with the hoe, not the bro) then I'm headin' for said hoe.

Nothing's quite as unmanly as staying with a bunch of guys playing poker when you could be bangin' a hoe.
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1.bros before hoes136 up, 10 downThe unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.

Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.

Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.

Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
Even used my poker situation.


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Now this is situational but it most commonly refers to someone breaking plans with their friends to hang out with some girl and that doesn't fly. Now if sex is involved an ammendment can be made but here is a prime example of a violation of bros before hoes and the consequences http://www.goyk.com/video.asp?path=1774.
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I've got to agree with you here. Unless its a friend you haven't seen in awhile and they're leaving the next day or some shit, go for the hoe, the bros can wait a night. Just don't make a habit of it.
Agreed.

I say the bros can wait to, I gotta get my sex on. I vote for sex.
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Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.
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In the possibility of sex the man will go with the "hoe" as the "bros" will be obligated to be understanding.
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Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.
Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?
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Ok, how about, bros before hoes always applies to preplanned Bro situations (ie, poker night, fight clubs, Redskins games, strip club trips, etc). A Bro cannot mock the man for trying to get a piece if there were no prearranged plans.

If the Hoe is a bitch or is sleeping around or chaulk-full of STD's, the Bros can alway step in.

Feel free to add on to this very important Man Law.
Agreed, this definately does not include unplanned events. A 'bro' is not allowed to make fun of or force another man to participate in an unplanned event while a man is with his girl.
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Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?
I'd say there absolutely has to be.

We can call it the Christy Clause, named after Chris Cooley's unbelievably hot girlfriend. If a girl like that comes along, all bets are off.
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Ok, I can get on board with that.

I thought we were referring to random, unplanned events.

Is there an escape clause for planned events if the chick is unusually hot?
I can go along with an escape clause but it must be very specific. This clause can cause complications so it must be detailed. Man law should be man law and that is it so there should be no wiggle room or room for arguement.
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Agreed, this definately does not include unplanned events. A 'bro' is not allowed to make fun of or force another man to participate in an unplanned event while a man is with his girl.
There needs to be something that is the opposite of the Christy Clause, like if the bros want the guy to tag along for something realy awesome.

How about The Sideline Situation because I don't care if I'm with Jessica Alba, if my buddies get sideline passes to a Skins game they better club me over the head and drag me if I try to resist.
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I have always taken this law as one in which a friend stops hanging out with his friends to be and the call of his girl. When someone continually breaks plans with friends because he is doing something with some girl. That is bros before hoes. THat has to be stopped before it gets out of hand.
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