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06-14-2006, 02:16 PM
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| MVP  Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C.
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| Warpath's Official Man Law Thread I thought this would be fun. By now, we all know of and have seen the Man Law commercials and the website. But since we here at The Warpath are friggin genius' (sorry BrudLee), it would be nice and quite clever to have our own. Feel free to post man laws that are "unique" to visiting or posting on our website....or just general man laws that apply everyday. For instance, a warpath man law could be somthing like this: A man should never type in all caps and claim to be knowledgeable about football at the same time. or it could be somthing totally unrelated to sports and football all together. So without further ado let the first of many Warpath Man Laws begin... |
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06-14-2006, 02:19 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Quote:
__________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too. | |
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06-14-2006, 02:22 PM
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| MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: washington, D.C.
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: When starting a damn thread, don't include words you don't know how to spell!! |
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06-14-2006, 02:22 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Feb 2004
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Quote:
__________________ "It's not about what you've done, but what's been done for you." | |
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06-14-2006, 02:25 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s.   Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Someone brought this up in another thread. Man Law: Don't mention hot women unless you're prepared to post pics of said hot women.
__________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted. |
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06-14-2006, 02:26 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: If you ever post a picture of yourself up here: wearing Jackie O' glasses, driving a Jetta, wearing capris, having a popped collars, aviators or being an overall douchebag, you give us full disrection to find you, smash aforementioned items into a small ball of shame and murder you with it Norris-style.
__________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted. |
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06-14-2006, 02:28 PM
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| Playmaker  Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 33
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man law: bandwagon jumping is not allowed. if you say your a fan of a certain team but cant name more than 5 players on said team you should be flogged to death by a person of my choosing! |
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06-14-2006, 02:28 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 33
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06-14-2006, 02:29 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Rehoboth Beach, DE
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: When bragging about the size of a dump you've taken, tell no more than two people. If the story is good enough, others will find out.
__________________ There's nowhere to go but up. Or down. I guess we could stay where we are, too. |
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06-14-2006, 02:32 PM
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| Playmaker Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: 129 W 81st street Age: 33
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Quote:
 but seriously, you should have seen this thing, it was HUGE | |
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06-14-2006, 02:33 PM
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| Franchise Player  Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: dallas fans must know how to use punctuation, this means you D'BOYZ.
__________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. |
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06-14-2006, 02:33 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Man Law: Using a Z to replace an S does not make you look stylish. It makes you look like a douchebag, therefore you cannot post your picture ever.
__________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted. |
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06-14-2006, 02:34 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Quote:
__________________ Regret nothing. At one time it was exactly what you wanted. | |
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06-14-2006, 02:35 PM
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| Franchise Player Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Columbia, MD Age: 30
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread Quote:
What if I post a pic of me looking like a douchebag
__________________ Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Last edited by ArtMonkDrillz; 06-14-2006 at 02:36 PM. Reason: I just remembered something, bastards | |
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06-14-2006, 02:39 PM
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| I like big (_|_)s. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Lexington, Virginia Age: 31
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| Re: Warpath's Official Man Law Thread You read the warning.
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