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Old 06-21-2006, 04:07 PM   #16
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Is it me or does she kind of look like a younger Cher?
Looks like she had a bad lip job. She's older and not very good looking so he had a bad couple of years and with his money. LOL
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Mooby, there's nothing special about turning 18, or 19, or 20, and then after 21 there's nothing special until you reach 100. So good luck with that!
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Now THAT is a violation of "Bros before Hoes" if I ever saw one.

Seriously, what kind of car was he driving that only holds 3 people?
I have no clue what the name is, but he said it only has 3 seats in the front, because there is no backseat. It's one of those convertible type cars.
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I have no clue what the name is, but he said it only has 3 seats in the front, because there is no backseat. It's one of those convertible type cars.
A three seat convertible? WTF?

Sounds like your bro wanted to have his way with the 2 chicks and didn't wan't another Johnson involved.

You, my friend, just got cock blocked.
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OR you just aided a friend in a threesome, which is commedable.
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OR you just aided a friend in a threesome, which is commedable.
You're just going to make him even more bitter over this.
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A three seat convertible? WTF?

Sounds like your bro wanted to have his way with the 2 chicks and didn't wan't another Johnson involved.

You, my friend, just got cock blocked.
i have a cock block story and it sure as hell ruined my night.

i was getting some much needed oral action from the mrs. last night. the youngest kid was sleeping and my oldest was watching cartoons in my room. i was on the couch enjoying the moment when i feel a tap on the shoulder and it was my oldest."daddy can i have a candy bar?" i would have given her the keys to the car if she asked for it. needless to say she ruined the moment and if i dont get what the mrs couldn't finish i will be having the worst week ever.
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i have a cock block story and it sure as hell ruined my night.

i was getting some much needed oral action from the mrs. last night. the youngest kid was sleeping and my oldest was watching cartoons in my room. i was on the couch enjoying the moment when i feel a tap on the shoulder and it was my oldest."daddy can i have a candy bar?" i would have given her the keys to the car if she asked for it. needless to say she ruined the moment and if i dont get what the mrs couldn't finish i will be having the worst week ever.
I am deeply disturbed...deeply...
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I am deeply disturbed...deeply...
YOU? i was the victim here. i think my rights were violated!
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YOU? i was the victim here. i think my rights were violated!
I think your kid is the victim. Looks like you're gonna be paying for therapy in a few years buddy.
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You should have offered your lap to one of the girls if you were a TRUE baller.
I would've, but seeing as how the girls were like 14, i decided against it, because i don't want to be labeled as a pedophile.
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I think your kid is the victim. Looks like you're gonna be paying for therapy in a few years buddy.
Yeah SOMEbody is going to therapy, and I may tag along.

I think GiGity's kid clearly gets the Worst Week Ever award. Makes Strahan's situation look like a real ball. Ha, get it?
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Old 06-21-2006, 05:51 PM   #28
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A three seat convertible? WTF?

Sounds like your bro wanted to have his way with the 2 chicks and didn't wan't another Johnson involved.

You, my friend, just got cock blocked.
Yeah your right. And i wouldn't define it as a three seat convertible, it was just one of those deals where instead of having two seats and a space to put shit in between, it was like a long row seat. Either way, it still sucks.
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when you guys have kids you will understand. its hard to get some quality time with the wife. if you lock the bedroom door they are there knocking, if you go to the shower they are like where's daddy,mommy to whoever they know is in there.

if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!
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if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!
did your wife get scared and jerk her head back to fast? Or worse yet, bite down? (I cringed as I typed that)
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