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Old 06-22-2006, 10:45 AM   #1
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W00t! 500th

It's pathetic, I know. Some of you here post that much in a week. But what the hell, it's a slow week at work, and my man card was revoked this morning, so I might as well get all emotional and weepy and thank each and every one of you beautiful, unique snowflakes for making the first 500 so enjoyable.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:46 AM   #2
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who revoked your man card, i thought that had to be a group thing?

anyway, congrats.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:49 AM   #3
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who revoked your man card, i thought that had to be a group thing?

anyway, congrats.
I don't know. In a brain fart, dislexic moment I mixed up Gary Clark and Ricky Sanders into Gary Sanders.

Even I can't argue my way out of that one. Inexcusable. GiGity took half my man card, and I gave the other half up.
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Old 06-22-2006, 10:56 AM   #4
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I don't know. In a brain fart, dislexic moment I mixed up Gary Clark and Ricky Sanders into Gary Sanders.

Even I can't argue my way out of that one. Inexcusable. GiGity took half my man card, and I gave the other half up.
Um, Gary Sander's, He would be The Ulitmate Weapon! Can we get some scientists or something to get this going for us? Maybe throw in alittle Monk and we could have a one man posse.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:07 AM   #5
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congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:09 AM   #6
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congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.
It's like virginity, once it's been taken you can't just give it back! You took the man's virginity, now it's your responsiblity.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:10 AM   #7
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congrats mheisig, for this great moment in history i give you back the half i took away earlier, that is , unless you dont want it.
I...I'm not sure. I feel like I can be so much more emotionally open without my Man Card. It's strange...
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:17 AM   #8
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It's like virginity, once it's been taken you can't just give it back! You took the man's virginity, now it's your responsiblity.
that part must have been in the fine print, i didn't know what i was getting myself into.


do over!
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:26 AM   #9
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WOOT!
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:35 AM   #10
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that part must have been in the fine print, i didn't know what i was getting myself into.


do over!
Ha! Now GiGity is in charge of my Man Card AND my virginity.

What now?
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I think I may have gotten my analogies mixed up again.
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Old 06-22-2006, 11:55 AM   #12
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hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies!
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hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies!
I'll have to remember that in a few weeks
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:03 PM   #14
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hey mheisig, if you would have dedicated that post to the bsb, you would be a much more enlightened person. i dedicated my 1000th post to him and i saw boobies. lots and lots of boobies!
Dammit!

Can I dedicate it retroactively? BSB? Boobies? Please?!
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Old 06-22-2006, 01:05 PM   #15
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Dammit!

Can I dedicate it retroactively? BSB? Boobies? Please?!
i dont think it works that way. if you like you can see my boobies. they are in the SHFT
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