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Old 07-01-2006, 01:22 AM   #1
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Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"

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Old 07-01-2006, 02:22 AM   #2
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I guess all the freaks are in minnasota
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Old 07-01-2006, 02:36 AM   #3
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dude, one word WOW. I mean really are you that busy of a person that you can't wait 20 mins to spank the pud.
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Old 07-01-2006, 03:39 AM   #4
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"

I was once driving in my uncle's car and it has TVs in it and we had a movie on and at the stop light a nudey scene came up and the lady in the SUV next to us gave me and my friend a clearly noticable disgusted look. It was clear we weren't watching a porno because it was like a movie and it was just some nude people but I guess I should be more considerate of the children in other cars.
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:36 AM   #5
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Outstanding. I wish I had crazy skills like being 6'9" so I could rub one out on the highway.
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Old 07-01-2006, 07:37 AM   #6
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"

if im the other guy in the accident i want a fully loade escallade to forget about everything. and spanking the monkey is to be done in private, mostly at home. maybe a man law. and another question, where did he deposit the goods once he finished?
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Old 07-01-2006, 08:17 AM   #7
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He was "masturbating himself" ???

Good thing the Virginia State Legislature got a hold of this problem before it started by banning pornography in car-mounted DVD players.






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Old 07-01-2006, 01:17 PM   #8
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jerking off on the road is kinda lame, but road head is awesome......
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Old 07-01-2006, 05:08 PM   #9
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To steal a Leno joke...


...Does this make it a car-jack? ZING.
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Ahhhhhhhhh skeet-skeet-skeet mothafuckas
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Old 07-02-2006, 02:52 AM   #11
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Wow... and offering to buy the guy a new car... awesome!
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Old 07-02-2006, 03:40 AM   #12
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If that was my car I would have strongly considered taking the bastard to the bank, maybe a 200K+.

p.s. He is an NBA player for got sake, he should be having some random chick at a club shining his knob for free.
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Old 07-02-2006, 04:25 AM   #13
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I hope the victims didn't shake his hand.
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Old 07-02-2006, 06:38 PM   #14
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Re: Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"

it says the brother of the victim was the guy who said griffin was jerking off. how do we know this guy is not just trying to make a name for himself by bashing a famous person. just because the guy didnt have a shirt on doesnt mean he was playing with himself.


on the other hand....if its true , its really digusting.

can you imagine the heckeling this guy is gonna go through the next time he steps on the court.i'm sure that we here at the warpath can come up with some good cracks.
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